Voicemail

[locointhecoco]

"Wow, HI! You've reached Pinkie, which is hopefully who you were trying to reach because if it's not who you're trying to reach you've REACHED THE WRONG PONY! And then I just don't know what you're going to do other than maybe try again and this time be very careful about who you're contacting. But if you did want to reach Pinkie, you've reached me

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[throughaphase]

[From here]

"Okay, okay, I get it. I have a name everyone and their mother can make fun of. You're not funny!"

[mouthy_merc]

[[From here]]

Okay, first off: 'frell' isn't a word. I'm just gonna get that out of the way before be start saying things like 'flonq' and 'Wow, Greg Land is an amazing artist!'

That must never happen. Never.

Second of all, ferret sex? Really? That's not even creative. You can tell how disdainful I am by the amount of italics being used here. So, moral of the story, come up with more creative material!

[so_hawkward]

[[From here.]]

Would you mind telling me why Derek has a collection of things that smell like you? You don't think that's a little weird and not right?

[locointhecoco]

[diverted right around to here]

[professor_lyman]

From here!

"Um, not that I'm not grateful for the help in my class or anything, but who are you? And also I'm pretty sure TAs don't get benefits other than hanging out with me and picking up the residual awesome, but you know I'm willing to look into it for you. Should we grab coffee and talk?"

[locointhecoco]

[to here!]

[whenshewasnice]

[From here!]

"It's not rude but it's not great, either. Also, I'm not your sister. Check your phone, there's something going on with it."

[locointhecoco]

[to here]