I LOVE MY FRIENDS.
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LoCoCaitlin: hey you
fRaN bEsOsA: hey!!!! how r ya!!!
LoCoCaitlin: what was your existential shopping crisis from the other day
fRaN bEsOsA: MY CREDIT CARD IS MAXED OUT!!!!:'(
LoCoCaitlin: MINE WAS TOO
LoCoCaitlin: it's okay, just breathe
fRaN bEsOsA: I WAS REJECTED @BANANA REPUBLIC
LoCoCaitlin: DONT YOU HATE THAT
LoCoCaitlin: IS IT SO EMBARASSING
fRaN bEsOsA: i can never show my face there again from the shame
LoCoCaitlin: i was rejected on TWO different cards one day at school when i was trying to go tanning
LoCoCaitlin: finally lizzy had to pay for me, the kind soul
fRaN bEsOsA: and to make matters worse....my parents were thinkin of tradin in my car for a better one...i had my heart set on one i saw and it was in our price range and everythin....then my parents changed their minds!!!
LoCoCaitlin: WHY DONT WE HAVE ALL THE MONEY WE DESERVE
LoCoCaitlin: WE HAVE EXPENSIVE TASTE, WE SHOULD BE REWARDED, NOT PUNISHED
fRaN bEsOsA: oohh speakin of $$ and fashion....do u know who is coming to brown this year.....
fRaN bEsOsA: u'll die when i tell you
LoCoCaitlin: hillary duff?
LoCoCaitlin: lindsey lohan?
LoCoCaitlin: the OLSENS TRANSFERED?
fRaN bEsOsA: hell no...those bitches are homeless compared to this girl
LoCoCaitlin: ummm....nicki hilton?
fRaN bEsOsA: ALLEGRA DONATA BECK.....
fRaN bEsOsA: aka....DONATELLA VERSACE's DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoCoCaitlin: WHAT
fRaN bEsOsA: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoCoCaitlin: JESUS CHRIST!
fRaN bEsOsA: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fRaN bEsOsA: and guess what
LoCoCaitlin: WHAT
fRaN bEsOsA: guess what she inherited for her 18th b-day
LoCoCaitlin: A PONY
fRaN bEsOsA: 50% of the VERSACE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fRaN bEsOsA: ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fRaN bEsOsA: that bitch is worth $750 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LoCoCaitlin: CAN YOU MARRY HER AND INVITE ME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
fRaN bEsOsA: absolutely
LoCoCaitlin: SO I CAN SWIM IN YOUR POOL OF SOLID GOLD?!
fRaN bEsOsA: im huntin tht bitch down...and makin her my bestest friends
LoCoCaitlin: PLEASE DO
LoCoCaitlin: i'm imagining us skipping through the mall together
LoCoCaitlin: throwing money like it's garbage
fRaN bEsOsA: im not resting until she leaves me at least 5% of that monet
fRaN bEsOsA: hell...no!!!!
fRaN bEsOsA: i see us
fRaN bEsOsA: in RODEO DRIVE!!!!
fRaN bEsOsA: on the weekends
LoCoCaitlin: YESSSSSSSSS
fRaN bEsOsA: and milan on thanksgiving
LoCoCaitlin: but when are we going to have time to board our BOAT
fRaN bEsOsA: AND ST TROPEZ ON SPRING BREAK!!!
LoCoCaitlin: YESSSSSSSSSSS
fRaN bEsOsA: IN ST TROPEZ....WE'LL HANG WITH P. DIDDY
LoCoCaitlin: AND KIM CATTRAL
fRaN bEsOsA: YAY!!!!
LoCoCaitlin: we should have our own reality show
fRaN bEsOsA: but first off we need to feed her....i saw a pic of her the other day....she weighs 50 lbs!!!
LoCoCaitlin: FOR REAL
LoCoCaitlin: CANT SHE AFFORD FOOD
LoCoCaitlin: skinny little bitch
fRaN bEsOsA: i know...i mean $750 mil at ur dispossal...ud think she'd buy a biscuit
LoCoCaitlin: maybe some gravy too