Untitled Comment Fic
Untitled Comment Fic
by scarlett_wilde
Wordcount: 362
Rating: R
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Feedback: Hell yea! I didn’t post this thing for my health.
Summary: College Dorm. Tequila. Loud Sex. Unappreciative Friends.
Author's Note: I hope this makes your day a little better (I was playing with Texts From Last Night):
(902): WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
(1-902) I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
(1-902) I love tequila!
Monte's Note: because I've got awesome friends like that ;)
link to the comment at the original post
Jensen woke up first, which was his first clue that today wasn't going to go to plan. His first mistake was deciding to go for a shower. That meant a trek down Jared's dorm hallway to the decent bathroom at the other end of the floor.
His second clue that something wasn't going to plan was when Chris, Steve, Jason, Chad, Mike, Misha and Tom all opened their doors at the same time and made sex noises and sex faces at him as he walked by.
"Dude, you gotta keep the noise down," Chris told him as continued to walk by. "I gather Jared has 'the most gorgeous enormous cock... ever' but I don't need to know that. Okay?"
Jason halted him in his tracks though. "And none of us needed to know that Jared has 'the most talented tongue in Texas, especially when you stick it in my ass'." He gagged for added emphasis.
"And the next time we all hear you screaming: 'Oh god, Jay... I'm coming, I'm coming baby', along with porn star panting... I am going to do nasty things to your truck," Steve warned.
Tom and Mike were too busy giggling to add anything to his walk of shame, and he wasn't giving Chad the satisfaction of a comment, so Jensen did an abrupt about turn and ran back to Jared's room.
He shook Jared enough to wake the dead and gasped breathlessly: "Why would you let me make that much noise during sex last night?"
Jared blinked rapidly against the evil sunshine. "I tried to get you to be quiet, but the more I tried the louder I got, so then I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey so I just let you scream out your love for me and my cock. I love you drunk on Tequila."
"I fuckin' hate Tequila. They all heard us, you know," Jensen said morosely and dropped onto the bed curling back into the warmth of his boyfriend's body. "I'm never leaving this room or this bed ever again."
Jared grinned and kissed Jensen's messed up bed head. "Suits me fine."
by scarlett_wilde
Wordcount: 362
Rating: R
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Feedback: Hell yea! I didn’t post this thing for my health.
Summary: College Dorm. Tequila. Loud Sex. Unappreciative Friends.
Author's Note: I hope this makes your day a little better (I was playing with Texts From Last Night):
(902): WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
(1-902) I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
(1-902) I love tequila!
Monte's Note: because I've got awesome friends like that ;)
link to the comment at the original post
Jensen woke up first, which was his first clue that today wasn't going to go to plan. His first mistake was deciding to go for a shower. That meant a trek down Jared's dorm hallway to the decent bathroom at the other end of the floor.
His second clue that something wasn't going to plan was when Chris, Steve, Jason, Chad, Mike, Misha and Tom all opened their doors at the same time and made sex noises and sex faces at him as he walked by.
"Dude, you gotta keep the noise down," Chris told him as continued to walk by. "I gather Jared has 'the most gorgeous enormous cock... ever' but I don't need to know that. Okay?"
Jason halted him in his tracks though. "And none of us needed to know that Jared has 'the most talented tongue in Texas, especially when you stick it in my ass'." He gagged for added emphasis.
"And the next time we all hear you screaming: 'Oh god, Jay... I'm coming, I'm coming baby', along with porn star panting... I am going to do nasty things to your truck," Steve warned.
Tom and Mike were too busy giggling to add anything to his walk of shame, and he wasn't giving Chad the satisfaction of a comment, so Jensen did an abrupt about turn and ran back to Jared's room.
He shook Jared enough to wake the dead and gasped breathlessly: "Why would you let me make that much noise during sex last night?"
Jared blinked rapidly against the evil sunshine. "I tried to get you to be quiet, but the more I tried the louder I got, so then I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey so I just let you scream out your love for me and my cock. I love you drunk on Tequila."
"I fuckin' hate Tequila. They all heard us, you know," Jensen said morosely and dropped onto the bed curling back into the warmth of his boyfriend's body. "I'm never leaving this room or this bed ever again."
Jared grinned and kissed Jensen's messed up bed head. "Suits me fine."