Mar 10, 2006 07:55
So. Amsterdam is a go. Lots of fun with Spencer and Greg.
One of my little sisters friends is going to get an abortion. This girl is 15 or maybe just turned 16. She thought she was "pro-life" unitl it happend to her.
Monkey's in a cage: this explains life.
A scientist has 10 moneky's in a cage with a ladder leading up to a bunch of banana's. One of the monkey's tries to climb up to the the banana's but the scientist take's a water hose and spray's the monkey off of the ladder and then sprays all of the other monkeys down. Now all of the monkeys are wet and angry.
Then next monkey tries to climb to the bananas but the scientist sprays all the monkeys down again. Then another monkey tries to climb the ladder but all of the other monkeys pull him down and beat the crap out of the monkey. Now the scientist puts the hose away.
The scientist then switches out one of the monkeys. The new monkey tries to climb the ladder but the monkey group pulls the new monkey down and beats the crap out of him.
The scientist then repeats this until there are 10 completely new monkeys. A new monkey is placed into the cage and he tries to climb the ladder and the monkeys pul him down and beat the crap out of him.
That explains life.