It's like a SAT question, but more delicious. Dude, have you ever looked a butcher's cut-guide? I had no idea an animal could be divided into so many meatgasmic ways!
BTW, I think it would be hilarious if the SATS had a comparison question that went "Muggles are to magic, as rabid Harry Potter fans are to: A. Complex and fulfilling social lives B. Sexual experiences or desires that don't involve disgusting Harry/Draco or Hermione/Ginny/Mcgonagal fanfic C. the concept of playing outside D. All of the above, twice
Dude, you live in a magical meat wonderland! It's like the Santa's Enchanted Forrest of freaking meat! You took me to that BBQ place where if you order a non-animal based product other then Shiner, they assume you're gay! How can you not find a place to satisfy this craving?
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BTW, I think it would be hilarious if the SATS had a comparison question that went "Muggles are to magic, as rabid Harry Potter fans are to:
A. Complex and fulfilling social lives
B. Sexual experiences or desires that don't involve disgusting Harry/Draco or Hermione/Ginny/Mcgonagal fanfic
C. the concept of playing outside
D. All of the above, twice
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And when can I go back for more? ^_^
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