49 Crap Dates And 1 Damn Well Good One- Chapter 2
Chapter 2- The Lurve Doctor: Arthur Pendragon
Here is chapter 1- 'A Dick Is A Dick'
Hi. This chapter’s dedicated to Prydwen Magic because she always reads my stories and is a good online friend. If you are reading Prydwen Magic, some of what Morgana says is usually what you say. J Enjoy this chapter!
‘Alright sleepy- head?’ greeted Morgana already awake and munching on a piece of nutella’d toast while watching ‘Scooby Doo’
‘Yeah thanks’, replied Gwen, still in her pyjamas, pouring some cornflakes into a bowl before noticing what Morgana was watching and asked ‘Scooby Doo?’ raising her eyebrows but she could never compete with Merlin’s uncle, Gaius.
‘What?’, she replied.
‘Nothing it’s just I wouldn’t have thought you to be the type to watch cartoons’, shrugged Gwen.
‘Hey, I’ve gotta let the inner child of me out somehow. And because my inner child has been attacking my brain cells recently I’ve given it a name’, Morgana declared, hands in the air.
‘Oh yeah, what is it?’, Gwen asked curiously.
‘Mordred, get it?’, Morgana smiled proudly.
‘Nope, unusual name that is’, Gwen thought aloud.
‘You mean unique’, Morgana pointed out ‘because it’s half my name, the Mor part and then the rest of it is dread. Like you’re dreading for me, Morgana to turn into an EVILLLLLLLLL child MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!’, Morgana laughed crazily before coughing and spluttering due to all the excessive laughing. Gwen really needed to keep Morgana away from the chocolate.
‘Right’, Gwen smiled weakly walking away slowly thinking ‘run for your life’
‘Anyways I’ve got something to show you.....’ Morgana announced back in her usual, well not usual but Morgana state and Gwen was glad that Mordred was gone.
Gwen groaned guessing what it was and she moaned ‘It’s not the fiasco yesterday you put on youtube?’ praying it wasn’t.
‘Nope, but look how many hits it got!’ squealed Morgana excitedly clapping her hands like a 5-year old with a sugar-rush. Mordred was definitely back for revenge and Gwen didn’t like it one bit.
She grabbed her laptop from the dining table and put it in front of Gwen who just sat there gawping at it.
‘372926413836270273626 hits’ Gwen gasped ‘I can’t even read it, it’s that long!’
‘I know! Brilliant isn’t it and I just found out that it’s the most watched video on youtube. Take that Lady Gaga!’, movie-toned Morgana turning into a youtube ninja ready to defeat her most-watched arch-enemy. Lady Gaga.
Then Gwen scrolled down the page to see an ever-lasting ‘Top Gwen’s Worst Dates List’. All from ‘Gwen peeing herself’ to ‘Gwen’s rubbish joke’ to ‘Gwen has a pea stuck up her nose’
‘MORGANA!’, bellowed Gwen as Morgana laughed nervously edging away from a clench-fisted Guinevere. ‘You were lucky when I said that I’d kill you after you put the pea stuck up my nose one on there but now trust me you’re gonna have a fate worse than death! PARENTAL CONTROLS BLOCKING YOU FROM YOUTUBE!’, threatened Gwen.
‘Noooo! Please Gwen my life isn’t worth living without it’, Morgana pleaded tugging onto Gwen begging for mercy before quickly snatching her laptop away from her grasp and running upstairs to hide it away, safe from parental controlling fingers.
‘You can run but you can’t hide’, shouted Gwen from the bottom of the stairs.
‘I can do both. I can multi-task remember!’, Morgana cheekily replied from the comfort of her bedroom not taking the risk of abandoning her laptop in her unsecure room. ‘Oh and Gwen...’, Morgana screamed behind locked doors awaiting for Gwen’s reply.
‘Yeah?’, replied Gwen now giving up on the parental controls and tucking into her cereal while watching ‘Scooby Doo’ herself.
‘The thing I wanted to show you, it’s a newspaper on the coffee- table’
‘Got it’, said Gwen grasping hold of it.
‘Well, look through the advertisement pages and one of the boxes on there is circled by a red ring’
Gwen flicked through the pages when she spotted the red loop and read the ad out loud,
‘The Lurve Doctor: Arthur Pendragon
Address: 5, Kings Road, Emrys Estate, S31 2JB
Phone: 01922 325 871’
Hope you liked it and comments are appreciated. :)
Here is chapter 3- 'The Idiot Beneath The Beauty'