「forty-one ☠ accidental video」

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[ The video activates at an awkward angle, showing Rolo standing on the roof top of Latmir Apartments. The wind makes the fabric of his clothing rustle around him, whistling in the microphone of the communicator. And then, the teen steps towards the edge of the roof, his back to the camera. There's a moment's pause as he just stands there, taking

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Dude! The Hell're you doin!?

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[ After a few minutes. ]

Eh?

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Were you gonna jump!?

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Why would I?

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How the Hell should I know!? I just saw how it looked, is all.

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Things aren't always what they appear to be.

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...Well, I guess.

[Touche]

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There's a phrase about assumptions. But I don't remember it.

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Don't ask me, I dunno what the Hell you're even babbling about now.

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I remember now. Somewhat. Something about an ass and you and me.

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A-ass? What's asses gotta do with any of this!?

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A-S-S-U-M-E

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Dude, what's with the underlining and shit?

You got the shakes or somethin?

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That is how "assume" is spelled. I'm emphasizing the certain parts of the pun. The phrase is something like "Don't assume things. It makes an ass out of you and me.

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Oh, puns. Friend of mine likes those.

[Theeeeen he reads the rest.]

Hey! You callin me an ass!? I was just makin sure you weren't doin somethin stupid, you little prick!

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It's not meant to be taken seriously.