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[lockedindream]

*knocking on door*
Me: Uh.... just a second
*frantic search for pants*
*open door*
Post Lady: Didn't you recognize the secret postman knock?
Me: There's a secret postman knock?
Post Lady: No, not really, but I figured you'd recognize my knock by now.
Me: Oh, yes, well you see, I wasn't thinking about the knock because I was thinking about pants.
Post Lady: Pants?
Me: I wasn't wearing any. I figured I should put some on before I opened the door.
Post Lady: Good plan.
Me: Yeah.
Post Lady: Here's your mail.
Me: Much obliged.