May 08, 2006 13:56
Hey Mom. I was wondering what you're going to do with that buttload of money you saved up to send me to college. I could really use it, unless you've already made other plans. Maybe you're going to use it to send Eileen to an especially prestigious and expensive school? Or perhaps a nice trip to the Catskills? Or Ireland? Or Bermuda? If that's the case, I won't be able to go; I'm too busy working my shit job. Hope you enjoy!
I came pretty close to sending that in an email today. Boy, do I feel bitter.