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Can we say random stupidity??? This is what boredom is doing to me now.
To Be Contuvre.....................................................
P.S. If anyone can come up with a more enticing offer for the bike then act now. I recieved a bid for the bike for an undisclosed sum. If you want it enough then let's see your bet if not it goes to Nick.