Apr 29, 2009 20:45
My survival skills are thin....anorexic even....I AM NOT. I have this spare tire around my waist that has nothing to do with automobiles. Borrowing terminology from a former coworker these are my "pandemic pounds." This extra weight may buy me time in the wild that my lack of survival skills and painfully discriminating pallet would otherwise deny me.
Unless of course I need my pandemic pounds to survive the chaotic aftermath of the swine flu apocalypse.
Edit: LJ ate the first version of this post. GRRRR. And the second (good thing I can copy paste but that's why its missing the nifty "see other responses box")
survival skills,
swine flu,
pandemic pounds,
writer's block