003 // Video // in which Sora has Integra on hold on the other line...

[lockandkeyblade]

[ Filtered // from Integra ]

[The feed begins with a near-panicked Sora. Looks like he's in a real bind. He needs answers to some burning questions and he needs them fast!]

Hey guys! I need your help, quick!

How do I prove Santa exists?

Comments

[savage_nymph_12]

He doesn't, stupid.

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade]

[Oh. It's you]

He does too exist. Just because you haven't met him, doesn't mean he's not real you know.

Re: [Video]

[savage_nymph_12]

[You know you missed me! Don't lie to yourself, Sora...it's not healthy!]

[Her eyebrows skyrocketed.] Oh really? So a very fat man travels to all of the kids around Christmas time and delivers presents? You must be really naive and stupid to believe that.

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade]

It's possible! Sure it's a lot of kids, but he's gotta use some kinda magic...

Video]

[savage_nymph_12]

[She laughs.]

Only someone whose incredibly stupid would believe that shit!

[Video] brb lmao

[lockandkeyblade]

[He scowls] Hey!

I'm not the stupid one around here!

Just so you know, I met him myself. I know he exists!

[Video] Seriously!

[savage_nymph_12]

[She smirks and raises and eyebrow.]

[Oh Sora...she starts laughing for all that she's worth.]

You...think you met...I can't believe someone as stupid as you tried to defeat me. Like someone couldn't dress up like that.

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade]

Yeah, but nobody could fake the flying reindeer. Or the workshop at the north pole!

[Video]

[savage_nymph_12]

[She laughs even harder now.]

And you saw all of these things. You've gotta be the most naive and idiot person alive.

[Video]

[lockandkeyblade]

Quit laughing! It's the truth!

[Video]

[savage_nymph_12]

[And laughing even harder now.]

Uhm...sure it is...for someone as naive as you.