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My general info -
Your name: Ian
Your age: Still Twenty
Your birthday: 04/18/84
Your astrological sign: Like my Nike Shooz, Air E's
Your hometown: El Hurst, Illinois
Your mother's name: Tekla
Your father's name: John
Your pets: Frostbite (Fuckin' Cat-thing)
My Appearance -
Height: 6’4”
Hair color: greasy
Eye color: hazel
Skin color: creamy death
Tattoos: nada
Piercings: nil
Style: business casual
Favorites -
Color(s): red
Food(s): the chipotle
Soft drink(s): diet cokes
Childhood toy: Any of the Ninja Turtles I "Sid"-ed with saws and hammers in my backyard.
Band (at the moment): Nine Inch Nails
Article of clothing: Man. U. Jacket
Website: http://www.squgee.com, oh wait...you wanted one that wasn't mine? Oh. www.thefacebook.com
Song (at the moment): Oasis: D'ya know what I mean?
Key on the keyboard: a
...why is that your favorite key?: my pinky is currently the only finger on my left hand I can move without pain.
Cereal: Mashed Frosted Flakes.
Ice cream flavor: Mint Choco Chip
Pizza topping: I've hated Pizza for 8 years now, way fin.
Breed of dog: German Shephard
Breed of cat: Jen's cat.
TV channel: CBS
Radio station: The Drive, or WGN (see, I can say the drive, because I don't have creepy York Stalkers reading my LJ who will herass me for liking the drive, like you do Jen)
Automobile: -none-
Book(s): Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72
Author (at the moment): Hunter S. or F. Scott
CD you own: Foo Fighters - Colour and the Shape?
Nail polish color: Blue
Jewelry: Two leather wrist bands.
Holiday: Fourth of July
Season: the last 3 months of winter.
Class in school: not in any.
Cafeteria food from high school: the nachos
Flavor of chips: Salt and vinegar
Candy: The Stripper at Dimonds.
Kind of cake: Prolonging the Magic
Kind of pie: 3.1416, or Punkin.
Kind of cookie: sugar wafers
Movie (at the moment): really feeling Bug right now, or the Incredibles.
Shoes: Bright Shining Red Pumas of a Lie.
Power Ranger: the pink one bc she was fucking hot.
Spice Girl: the pink one bc she was fucking hot.
Backstreet Boy: jc.
Kevin Smith movie: Clarkes
Cuss word: Fuck
Witty catchphrase: currently? -> Right On.
Restaurant: Chipotle, or Red Roban.
Room in your house: mine
State you've visited: Anything in the Deep South. (Give me 15 more years jen, and you won't need to worry about Chicago not being a state.)
Fairly Oddparent: what?
Relationships-
What is the sweetest thing any of your significant others has ever done for you?: Die.
How many exes do you have?: 2
Which one do you hate the most?: HA!
Which one broke your heart the worst?: Clarkes gurl
Were you in love with that person?: If nightly masturbation means love, yes.
What's your favorite thing to do with your s.o.?: smoke her cigarettes.
What do you typically look for in a guy/girl?: low body fat, and perfect skin.
Would you rather they be tall or short?: Tall
Chubby or skinny?: I want to force feed her big macs.
What color eyes?: Green
And their hair?: Brown
Do looks matter?: You're fucking kidding right?
Do you presently have a crush on anyone?: yes
Do they know about it?: Probabally, I have no skills.
Do you plan on telling them about it?: She's married. Am I stupid?
Do you ever plan on getting married?: Yes
What's your wedding going to be like?: A congregation of the All-Stars of Ian's Life. Think about that...and how awesome, and akward that will be.
At what age did you have your first real s.o.?: 16
First Kiss?: No idea.
First honest-to-God makeout session?: 16
First sexual experience?: if we're not talking about doing it, I think 16
First child?: 16
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: yes
With tongue?: no
Somewhere other than the lips?: nah
Do you consider yourself bisexual or homosexual?: Fucking Metro....That's not played out yet is it?
Have you ever had sex (any kind) with someone of the same sex? no.
Have you ever had a wet dream?: that explains alot.
Choices, choices...
Spaghetti or pizza: Spaghetti with out that Tomato shit.
Black or white: Black
Silver or gold: Silver
The sun or the moon: Moon
Rap or rock: Rock
Avril Lavigne or Hilary Duff: Avril
Ashlee Simpson or shooting yourself in the head: Ashlee. You're lying if you wouldn't poke that.
Punk rock or LiEk OMG PuNk RaWk!!!!!!!11: Lik, Briht Eyes iz My FaVorite Evar11tilde!asdkkjadigo.
Christianity or not Christianity: Islammi.
Radio or TV: TV
TV or computer: TV
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise
Sugar or Salt: My autobiography is going to be titled "The Misunderstoood Suicide of the Man who used too Much Salt", what do you think?
Meat or no meat: Anything that Bleeds.
Jeopardy or Who Wants to be a Millionaire: jeopardy
! or ?: ?
Guitar or drums: gutiar
Cell phone or normal phone: normal phone
Dogs or cats: cats
AIM or MSN:
Spring or Fall: Aren't they the same shit?
Summer or Winter: Winter
. or ...: ...
Me or you: Me
Your place or mine: yours
Earrings or necklaces: Pearls?
Piercings or no piercings: no
Tattoos or no tattoos: no
Mustard or Ketchup: Mustard, I'm Chicago.
Frodo or Sam: Frodo
Elves and dragons or cabbages and potatoes?: Elves
Monopoly or Risk: Risk
Mac or PC: neither
Cigarettes or alcohol: Cigarettes
sXe or SEX: sex
Making out or having sex: making out
Having sex or making love: fucking like an animal.
Loving affectionate relationship or wild, amazing one-night stand: you're asking me this, right now? Hah!
Lucky Charms or Frosted Flakes: Frosted Flakes
Cold or hot: Hot
Pink or green: if it's not kelly green.
Blue or yellow: blue
:) or :-)?: :)
Wal Mart or K-Mart: Bring back the blue light
Aeropostale or Abercrombie: Abercrombie
M&Ms or Skittles: Peanut M's
Horses or cows: Cows
Pepsi or Coke: Coc..
Questions I haven't asked yet-
How old was your mom when she had you?:30 something
How about your dad?: twenty something
Do you have any siblings?: Sometimes I wish I didn't
What are their names and ages?:
How many rooms are in your house?: 9
What time do you usually go to bed?: way to late.
When do you usually get up?: 545am
Does it bother you when people spell 'masturbate' wrong?: no
Are you a grammar nazi?: only online
Do you like Creed?: fuck. no.
What religion are you?: Religion is a thing between a man and his god.
If you just said atheist, why?: Because I'm rational. and Can comit myself to something, unlike bullshit agnostics.
Did you / will you / would you vote for George W.?: yes.
Why or why not?: just so I could say I did, and to secretly get back at the FUcking obnoxious college liberals who wear sandals in November. I live in Illinois, my vote doesn't count...Jackass.
Do you think abortion is wrong?: if it's not me doing it, no I don't
Have you ever smoked weed?: once.
Ever done pills?: sure
What kind?: excedrin, 6 pills every day.
Ever tripped acid?: meh
Shrooms?: because I want to end up like ben weigel?
Do you drink alcohol?: yes
Do you smoke crack?: lick?
Do cocaine?: I wish.
Do anything else that'll kill you?: wake up every morning.
Are you trying to quit?: nah, I love danger, or something.
Is it working?: what? danger?
What’s your worst habit: Chewing the insides of my cheeks
Have you ever won any major awards, and if so, what?: National Geographic Bee Champion 96-97-98.
If I haven't asked this already, what's your favorite TV show?: Amazing Race, and ER
Did you watch Sesame Street when you were little?: yes
Your name: Ian
Your age: Still Twenty
Your birthday: 04/18/84
Your astrological sign: Like my Nike Shooz, Air E's
Your hometown: El Hurst, Illinois
Your mother's name: Tekla
Your father's name: John
Your pets: Frostbite (Fuckin' Cat-thing)
My Appearance -
Height: 6’4”
Hair color: greasy
Eye color: hazel
Skin color: creamy death
Tattoos: nada
Piercings: nil
Style: business casual
Favorites -
Color(s): red
Food(s): the chipotle
Soft drink(s): diet cokes
Childhood toy: Any of the Ninja Turtles I "Sid"-ed with saws and hammers in my backyard.
Band (at the moment): Nine Inch Nails
Article of clothing: Man. U. Jacket
Website: http://www.squgee.com, oh wait...you wanted one that wasn't mine? Oh. www.thefacebook.com
Song (at the moment): Oasis: D'ya know what I mean?
Key on the keyboard: a
...why is that your favorite key?: my pinky is currently the only finger on my left hand I can move without pain.
Cereal: Mashed Frosted Flakes.
Ice cream flavor: Mint Choco Chip
Pizza topping: I've hated Pizza for 8 years now, way fin.
Breed of dog: German Shephard
Breed of cat: Jen's cat.
TV channel: CBS
Radio station: The Drive, or WGN (see, I can say the drive, because I don't have creepy York Stalkers reading my LJ who will herass me for liking the drive, like you do Jen)
Automobile: -none-
Book(s): Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72
Author (at the moment): Hunter S. or F. Scott
CD you own: Foo Fighters - Colour and the Shape?
Nail polish color: Blue
Jewelry: Two leather wrist bands.
Holiday: Fourth of July
Season: the last 3 months of winter.
Class in school: not in any.
Cafeteria food from high school: the nachos
Flavor of chips: Salt and vinegar
Candy: The Stripper at Dimonds.
Kind of cake: Prolonging the Magic
Kind of pie: 3.1416, or Punkin.
Kind of cookie: sugar wafers
Movie (at the moment): really feeling Bug right now, or the Incredibles.
Shoes: Bright Shining Red Pumas of a Lie.
Power Ranger: the pink one bc she was fucking hot.
Spice Girl: the pink one bc she was fucking hot.
Backstreet Boy: jc.
Kevin Smith movie: Clarkes
Cuss word: Fuck
Witty catchphrase: currently? -> Right On.
Restaurant: Chipotle, or Red Roban.
Room in your house: mine
State you've visited: Anything in the Deep South. (Give me 15 more years jen, and you won't need to worry about Chicago not being a state.)
Fairly Oddparent: what?
Relationships-
What is the sweetest thing any of your significant others has ever done for you?: Die.
How many exes do you have?: 2
Which one do you hate the most?: HA!
Which one broke your heart the worst?: Clarkes gurl
Were you in love with that person?: If nightly masturbation means love, yes.
What's your favorite thing to do with your s.o.?: smoke her cigarettes.
What do you typically look for in a guy/girl?: low body fat, and perfect skin.
Would you rather they be tall or short?: Tall
Chubby or skinny?: I want to force feed her big macs.
What color eyes?: Green
And their hair?: Brown
Do looks matter?: You're fucking kidding right?
Do you presently have a crush on anyone?: yes
Do they know about it?: Probabally, I have no skills.
Do you plan on telling them about it?: She's married. Am I stupid?
Do you ever plan on getting married?: Yes
What's your wedding going to be like?: A congregation of the All-Stars of Ian's Life. Think about that...and how awesome, and akward that will be.
At what age did you have your first real s.o.?: 16
First Kiss?: No idea.
First honest-to-God makeout session?: 16
First sexual experience?: if we're not talking about doing it, I think 16
First child?: 16
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: yes
With tongue?: no
Somewhere other than the lips?: nah
Do you consider yourself bisexual or homosexual?: Fucking Metro....That's not played out yet is it?
Have you ever had sex (any kind) with someone of the same sex? no.
Have you ever had a wet dream?: that explains alot.
Choices, choices...
Spaghetti or pizza: Spaghetti with out that Tomato shit.
Black or white: Black
Silver or gold: Silver
The sun or the moon: Moon
Rap or rock: Rock
Avril Lavigne or Hilary Duff: Avril
Ashlee Simpson or shooting yourself in the head: Ashlee. You're lying if you wouldn't poke that.
Punk rock or LiEk OMG PuNk RaWk!!!!!!!11: Lik, Briht Eyes iz My FaVorite Evar11tilde!asdkkjadigo.
Christianity or not Christianity: Islammi.
Radio or TV: TV
TV or computer: TV
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise
Sugar or Salt: My autobiography is going to be titled "The Misunderstoood Suicide of the Man who used too Much Salt", what do you think?
Meat or no meat: Anything that Bleeds.
Jeopardy or Who Wants to be a Millionaire: jeopardy
! or ?: ?
Guitar or drums: gutiar
Cell phone or normal phone: normal phone
Dogs or cats: cats
AIM or MSN:
Spring or Fall: Aren't they the same shit?
Summer or Winter: Winter
. or ...: ...
Me or you: Me
Your place or mine: yours
Earrings or necklaces: Pearls?
Piercings or no piercings: no
Tattoos or no tattoos: no
Mustard or Ketchup: Mustard, I'm Chicago.
Frodo or Sam: Frodo
Elves and dragons or cabbages and potatoes?: Elves
Monopoly or Risk: Risk
Mac or PC: neither
Cigarettes or alcohol: Cigarettes
sXe or SEX: sex
Making out or having sex: making out
Having sex or making love: fucking like an animal.
Loving affectionate relationship or wild, amazing one-night stand: you're asking me this, right now? Hah!
Lucky Charms or Frosted Flakes: Frosted Flakes
Cold or hot: Hot
Pink or green: if it's not kelly green.
Blue or yellow: blue
:) or :-)?: :)
Wal Mart or K-Mart: Bring back the blue light
Aeropostale or Abercrombie: Abercrombie
M&Ms or Skittles: Peanut M's
Horses or cows: Cows
Pepsi or Coke: Coc..
Questions I haven't asked yet-
How old was your mom when she had you?:30 something
How about your dad?: twenty something
Do you have any siblings?: Sometimes I wish I didn't
What are their names and ages?:
How many rooms are in your house?: 9
What time do you usually go to bed?: way to late.
When do you usually get up?: 545am
Does it bother you when people spell 'masturbate' wrong?: no
Are you a grammar nazi?: only online
Do you like Creed?: fuck. no.
What religion are you?: Religion is a thing between a man and his god.
If you just said atheist, why?: Because I'm rational. and Can comit myself to something, unlike bullshit agnostics.
Did you / will you / would you vote for George W.?: yes.
Why or why not?: just so I could say I did, and to secretly get back at the FUcking obnoxious college liberals who wear sandals in November. I live in Illinois, my vote doesn't count...Jackass.
Do you think abortion is wrong?: if it's not me doing it, no I don't
Have you ever smoked weed?: once.
Ever done pills?: sure
What kind?: excedrin, 6 pills every day.
Ever tripped acid?: meh
Shrooms?: because I want to end up like ben weigel?
Do you drink alcohol?: yes
Do you smoke crack?: lick?
Do cocaine?: I wish.
Do anything else that'll kill you?: wake up every morning.
Are you trying to quit?: nah, I love danger, or something.
Is it working?: what? danger?
What’s your worst habit: Chewing the insides of my cheeks
Have you ever won any major awards, and if so, what?: National Geographic Bee Champion 96-97-98.
If I haven't asked this already, what's your favorite TV show?: Amazing Race, and ER
Did you watch Sesame Street when you were little?: yes