Two Ten Writes a shitty review of an album he didn't even hear

[localpanda210]

New article, three thousand words...you won't read it...but will tell me it's great anyway.

http://www.thedepaulia.com/story.asp?artid=605§id=5

The guy with a computer that hates him,
-210

Comments

[dorkabrain]

Actually I read it outloud to my husband. I like you better when you're not in review form.

bugger

[localpanda210]

So do I. I miss me. I also miss the Dorka.

What the hell is the deal with Texas? And how the hell are you?

-210

ps: see response to daria, since its addressed openly to all aussies.

Re: bugger

[dorkabrain]

Actually I don't like Jet, I used to but then they crawled in my ear and developed a fungus.

In about 3 weeks and 3 days I'll be taking myself and the ole ball to leave this redneck wonderland and go on to a better place that I'm very familiar with.

Haven't chatted with you since 2 weeks before Christ-mass, that's just sad.

Re: bugger

[localpanda210]

what the fuck?

You're moving back? ALREADY?! WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING VISITING?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

you kill me. seriously. right here. *pats empty chest*

You better come back for the holidays, and crap. There's no way I'm going to be able to fly out that way on a teachers fucking salary.

-210

Re: bugger

[dorkabrain]

Well I've been here for a year, and frankly that's way too long.

I wasn't earning money, I don't think Anthony would have taken too kindly for me to use his hard earned money to galavant all over IL without him.

Plus you know you're not missing out on anything, it's only me.You're not really sad right?

I'd rather pay for you to fly out to OZ some time in the future, than to pay for both me and him to go up there. Plus that way you get to see Daria and the trip won't be a waste of time.

Re: bugger

[localpanda210]

You know I am, goddamnit. I turn 21 in mere weeks. I had visions of us having drunken slumber parties, where we'd braid kylie's hair, and make BeePee do stand-up.

Fly me out there, yes...but what about them?

-210

Re: bugger

[dorkabrain]

That does all sound gloriously yummy. BeePee? Is he in and/or around your neighbourhood?

I'm sorry if you really are upset about this, even just a little. I thought you were just nice for interweb niceness sake, I'm just a bundle of spastic.

*hugs*