Because no one should ever have to sleep next to me.

[loca_weda]

Me (lying in bed, can't sleep): Are you awake?

Silence.

Me (nudge): Are you awake?

Ryan (obviously NOT awake): What's on your mind?

Me: Oh nevermind, you're obviously NOT awake.

Ryan: I am now, WHAT?!?!

Me: What's that Neil Diamond song called that goes, "Nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuhnt nuh nuh nuh...?"

Ryan: Sometimes I hate you.