NOTE: This material only exists, ICly, in The Lobster's mind. They are reproduced here for my reference and others' OOC entertainment.
Person:
conartistcon[
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* Made a bold play by publicly announcing himself as a dealer in heavy-duty extraterrestrial weaponry.
* Even bolder, he's revealed himself as not just a Transformer, but a Decepticon to boot.
* ...That said, I'm not sure why he thinks "Swindle" is a name to float around openly if he wants people to trust him enough to do business.
Person:
theprimerprime * Is, in fact, the head warden of the jail.
* Had some unspecified deal with Swindle for the systems in the jail, that he feels Swindle's public declaration violates. Suspect Autobot/Decepticon politics are involved.
* Retroactively locked the conversation shortly after starting it.
Person:
loves_war * Naturally, is interested in the weaponry Swindle has on offer.
Person:
isbetterthanone[
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* New arrival.
* Promptly issued a list of demands, including the return of various things he had in his own universe that probably don't exist here, and "three hundred communicators."
* From a planet called "Okaara," in the Vega system. Alien, his appearance changed by the Porter, thus the demand for his body back.
* Contemplates becoming a "hero," but only so that he can take things from both the criminals and the victims.
* Thinks that simply having them is justification enough for receiving 300 comms.
* Also wants a pony, now that he knows what one is.
* Claims to have his own Corps, in his universe. Something like the Green Lantern Corps (see below), only orange?
* Very fixated on the owning of things. Greedy.
Person:
dcushitkicker * "Current Green Lantern of Earth." Some sort of Corps that assigns and replaces members on different planets as needed.
* Green Lanterns supposedly take orders from "little blue guys" called Guardians from the planet Oa.