It's been a while since I've done anything music-wise, but now that I've got a computer that doesn't hate me and die like my suicide-bomber laptop, I can finally get back on the fun train.
To that end, here is a dedication to my friend Tom Walker, who is a good chap (and also drummer for
Kotki Dwa, if you prefer to listen to music that actually appeals to people). All of the lyrics are completely true, regardless of whether they contradict common sense, the laws of physics and/or each other.
Listen to it
here.