Me vs. Abe Lincoln
That's it. It's happening. Nothing will stop me.
There is a battle to be waged, and that battle SHALL be waged.
Too long has the Lincoln Memorial gone unchallenged.
Tomorrow night, on the very day of my birth, I shall challenge it.
8pm. Lincoln Memorial. Me. One of us isn't walking away from this fight, and I suspect it's the one whose feet are cemented into the ground.