Short, But Sweet!
Okay chicks and dudes, I have big news! :
I AM A HOOKER!!!
:D I bet you're wondering: WTF?!?!?! But, to clarify things and to take the gwoss images in your head. I am a hooker for the show. Desrochers was like "And here we need to street walkers!" and looked at me and Kristin. So we became HOOKERS!!! But then Kirstin was like "I don't feel comfortable with being a hooker" so she gets to be the crazy bag lady! HAHAHAHA!!! I cannot wait to see her do that! It is going to be amazazing!!! And I hit up all the bases. I get Adam Lessard, who is straight (I think), Kyle Edwards, who is flaming!!!, and Jordan, who is a girl. I get around, man! ;P The thing is, I need a little help thinking of costumes beause I am not wasting this amazing opportunity! I have a pretty skanky halter top that I have never worn that I think would be perfect and I have second-skin pinstripe pants that go very well with it... so that is a choice. But I need something different for each show. I have a skirt that I could hella hike up and wear with fishnets... and I have a red feather fan that could be an accessory... I'm working on it and I need ideas!!! Just, keep in mind that I don't have the typical hooker body (meaning good looking), so keep it within the restraints of what the stomach of the public can handle seeing, okay?
Okay, I think I'm done. That's really all I wanted to say. I'm a hooker and I can't wait to play it up like no one's business!
And I'm watching the AFI DVD and am INSANELY happy right now!!! :D WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!