NOT MY MILKSHAKE WHAAAAA
(copy paste IAM diary)
I HATE MY CUP HOLDERS!!!!!!
if i EVER find out who designed the cup holders in my car i WILL shoot the stupid bastard!!!!
i went and bought a large marshmallow shake at the dairy freeze on my way home from the fabric store (where i didnt find what i was looking for grrrr) because its hot out and well i love marshmallow shakes...i figured it would be safe enough in my stupid too big around for any normal cup and only 1/2" deep cup holder unlike the coffee i put in it once that tipped and spilled since well it was a shake and uh maybe the lid would stay on and i would drive nice and careful so it wouldnt tip
well im sure you know how this story ends
i go not like 100ft and the fucking cup tips and dumps my beloved shake all over the passanger side floor! FUCKING BASTARD CUP HOLDERS!
luckily this time it was a shake and it was thick enough to not spill everywhere it just sorta splatted onto the floormat and not all over the carpet
mind you my car needs cleaned very badly already...but goddamnit i paid like over $4 for that fucking shake and i got to drink like 1/3 of it! ARG!!!!! im going to go downstairs now and make a butterscotch shake with my vitamix to make up for it :( WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE MY CUP HOLDERS!!!!!!
if i EVER find out who designed the cup holders in my car i WILL shoot the stupid bastard!!!!
i went and bought a large marshmallow shake at the dairy freeze on my way home from the fabric store (where i didnt find what i was looking for grrrr) because its hot out and well i love marshmallow shakes...i figured it would be safe enough in my stupid too big around for any normal cup and only 1/2" deep cup holder unlike the coffee i put in it once that tipped and spilled since well it was a shake and uh maybe the lid would stay on and i would drive nice and careful so it wouldnt tip
well im sure you know how this story ends
i go not like 100ft and the fucking cup tips and dumps my beloved shake all over the passanger side floor! FUCKING BASTARD CUP HOLDERS!
luckily this time it was a shake and it was thick enough to not spill everywhere it just sorta splatted onto the floormat and not all over the carpet
mind you my car needs cleaned very badly already...but goddamnit i paid like over $4 for that fucking shake and i got to drink like 1/3 of it! ARG!!!!! im going to go downstairs now and make a butterscotch shake with my vitamix to make up for it :( WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA