The life of Mark
Once opun a time, A lady and a guy had sex and then the lady said "I'm pregnant" and the dude was like "LOL!!!!1" and then a baby came out and they names him Marshall, but the guy wanted it to be Gabe, and the Mom said lets call him John, and then years later, He started calling himself Mark, But that comes later.
So he came out and looked like an Alien
So Mark lived in New Mexico most of his life. His family was weird, they were a bunch of weird crazy Indians.
Your hero is on the right
So, he lived with his weird crazy drunk family. His brothers were all older then him, 6, 12, 31, 38. So he started to take advice from the only brother who was close to his age, Jason, Unfortunately, he was retarded.
So mark grew up with his retarded brother and he was always known and the weird blonde Navajo kid. So at this point, nothing happened, We go years later and Mark is now 16 and he finally lost his blonde hair, it just vanished and turned dark, thanks hair for making me look worse in my younger days.
So mark looked like a crazy Hippie. And he soon became a crazy hippie who played the drums.
So, he met this guy named Clayton, and they both shared the same interest (they were the only ones in a 500mile radius who liked the Pixies) and they made a band, the band always changed. And they were never able to sit with a name. The names of the band were
Benign
The Huh?
Hookerbush
EmoElmo
3CrazyIndians
Lonely Tuna and the Large Lump
The Lonely southerner and the Junkie
Garbo Meets Meat Puppet
Loafin
Debaser
They stuck with Loafin, After finding out that no club would want a band called hooker bush, especially when their cd cover looked like this.
So they started playing as loafin, and things turned good, they recorded stuff, has a fan base of 4 people, and never had to hold a job. Until they went broke and had to sell everything for a drum set. So the Band got jobs, Except Mark, Cause he was lazy and couldn't hold one.
So he found a job finally at Jiffy Lube, but that meant he couldn't have his hair, and he had to cut it and be naked.
Mark worked for 4 hours, and then he got fired.
So now, Mark sits alone, on a computer, doing this, trying to get a laugh.
The End.
So he came out and looked like an Alien
So Mark lived in New Mexico most of his life. His family was weird, they were a bunch of weird crazy Indians.
Your hero is on the right
So, he lived with his weird crazy drunk family. His brothers were all older then him, 6, 12, 31, 38. So he started to take advice from the only brother who was close to his age, Jason, Unfortunately, he was retarded.
So mark grew up with his retarded brother and he was always known and the weird blonde Navajo kid. So at this point, nothing happened, We go years later and Mark is now 16 and he finally lost his blonde hair, it just vanished and turned dark, thanks hair for making me look worse in my younger days.
So mark looked like a crazy Hippie. And he soon became a crazy hippie who played the drums.
So, he met this guy named Clayton, and they both shared the same interest (they were the only ones in a 500mile radius who liked the Pixies) and they made a band, the band always changed. And they were never able to sit with a name. The names of the band were
Benign
The Huh?
Hookerbush
EmoElmo
3CrazyIndians
Lonely Tuna and the Large Lump
The Lonely southerner and the Junkie
Garbo Meets Meat Puppet
Loafin
Debaser
They stuck with Loafin, After finding out that no club would want a band called hooker bush, especially when their cd cover looked like this.
So they started playing as loafin, and things turned good, they recorded stuff, has a fan base of 4 people, and never had to hold a job. Until they went broke and had to sell everything for a drum set. So the Band got jobs, Except Mark, Cause he was lazy and couldn't hold one.
So he found a job finally at Jiffy Lube, but that meant he couldn't have his hair, and he had to cut it and be naked.
Mark worked for 4 hours, and then he got fired.
So now, Mark sits alone, on a computer, doing this, trying to get a laugh.
The End.