the reason brian fucking staub IS brian fucking staub...
chelsea frabreeze'. the name to you people means absolutely nothing, but to me, it signifies my first crush ever. i can seriously remember it like it was happening at the moment. i moved to regency in 5th grade(regency as in part of plum borough, as in part of pgh). i was new and i was also a nerd. i got picked on quite a bit but i didnt really care. well most of the time i sat in the back and followed up with my homework and stuff, one day i noticed this girl up in the front. immediately i became infatuated and well a typical nerdy kid in love. so it turns out we had the same route home to walk. one day after months of being a huge pussy i went up and talked to her. i totally thought she was going to shut me down, but she didnt. i took her to the park once and we rode swings, and on my birthday she made me a tape of that first smash mouth cd. well basically i was so happy, because before this i didnt give a fuck about girls, all i cared about was little league football and and watching porn in my friend john's basement, oh yeah and metallica, i was obsessed with metallica in 5th grade. well one day in class i experienced my first sample of how bad women really do suck. i walked up to her and said hi, she then said get away from me you dork. well right about then my 10 year old heart had become apple sauce and i never talked to her again.
now that ive given you some background info on this unforgettable occurance in my life, i can explain how i felt when i saw her today for the first time in 8 years at school. normally i would be a ball of rage and want to slice this bitches neck from ear to ear, but then again i was 10, and then again, i still to this day have a thing for her. well i walked by the elevator, caught eyes with this incredibly gorgeous girl standing there waiting and im like how do i know her, then i turn around, i look again, this time real hard. then, it hits me, my jaw about hit the floor and she looks at me, i hurry up and ran outside. i wanted to say something but i was speechless. so all day today ive been thinking of what i should say to her on friday, hopefully, ill see her. but anyways, i start my job on monday at the bank. im stoked.
now that ive given you some background info on this unforgettable occurance in my life, i can explain how i felt when i saw her today for the first time in 8 years at school. normally i would be a ball of rage and want to slice this bitches neck from ear to ear, but then again i was 10, and then again, i still to this day have a thing for her. well i walked by the elevator, caught eyes with this incredibly gorgeous girl standing there waiting and im like how do i know her, then i turn around, i look again, this time real hard. then, it hits me, my jaw about hit the floor and she looks at me, i hurry up and ran outside. i wanted to say something but i was speechless. so all day today ive been thinking of what i should say to her on friday, hopefully, ill see her. but anyways, i start my job on monday at the bank. im stoked.