v. - [ VOICE ]
Looks like we got a bunch of repressed people here. Sharing dreams; it isn't right. But, it gave me some insight. No wonder you're all in a bad mood.
[Humming.]
I'll be at the bar all today. If you need to unwind, I think I can help. And before you get any ideas, it isn't going to be pleasure of the loins, as they would say in the Marine academy. This is good old fashioned fun while we have a little reprieve from the usual doom and gloom.
If you want to call it something else because your ass to stick ratio is a bit off, call it a cultural experience. None of you, save the Sandman himself, hail from my little part of the universe. And, what I understand, pirates aren't exactly the norm for most of you.
So, if you need me, it's Ace. If you want to be formal, it's Portgas D. Ace. And if you want a really good time, Fire Fist is the calling card you're looking for.
EDIT: Huh. I found a cupcake with Luffy's name on it. But food is food. Thanks, whoever you are.
[Humming.]
I'll be at the bar all today. If you need to unwind, I think I can help. And before you get any ideas, it isn't going to be pleasure of the loins, as they would say in the Marine academy. This is good old fashioned fun while we have a little reprieve from the usual doom and gloom.
If you want to call it something else because your ass to stick ratio is a bit off, call it a cultural experience. None of you, save the Sandman himself, hail from my little part of the universe. And, what I understand, pirates aren't exactly the norm for most of you.
So, if you need me, it's Ace. If you want to be formal, it's Portgas D. Ace. And if you want a really good time, Fire Fist is the calling card you're looking for.
EDIT: Huh. I found a cupcake with Luffy's name on it. But food is food. Thanks, whoever you are.