This one's for you Bobby.
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from loaded__words.
kokopuffbeast is stalking loaded__words
kokopuffbeast’s REAL name :
Kristen Sorrels
kokopuffbeast’s REAL DOB :
04th September 1972
Height :153 cm
Weight : 74.9 kg
kokopuffbeast has dreamt about you :
3 times
kokopuffbeast became interested in you :
09th August 2004
kokopuffbeast’s latest dream about you
kokopuffbeast dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident.
This is how kokopuffbeast describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things are going great! it still won’t kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.’
kokopuffbeast’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting loaded__words in , kokopuffbeast has managed to collect around 10 of loaded__words’s old TV remotes.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
kokopuffbeast had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
1 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
kokopuffbeast’s Police File
kokopuffbeast is a convicted stalker who will re-offend. Particularly if they have access to the internet and I feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch who catches the attention of this crazed motherfucker.
Testimonies about kokopuffbeast
freakin_j_chubs - A hardened ex-crook
‘To be honest there was always something about kokopuffbeast that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
bamchikapowow - A withered old hag
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill kokopuffbeast!’
fearlessfloyd - Flaccid Pornstar
‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that kokopuffbeast is going to die pretty shortly.’