Interview Meme thing.... in place of actual interesting post.
Where is your mobile phone?
On my desk impersonating a Taco.
Your hair?
Yes it is thanks. Black long. Suspect amounts of white now.
Your mother?
Insane Landscape Gardner come Magistrate.
Your father?
Absolutely no idea. Asked for a DNA test last time we spoke. Ignored since. Doesn’t seem keen to contact me. Meh. *shrugs*
Your favorite thing?
Thing?
Currently me brand new swanky boots in Black and white Italian Calfskin.
Your dream last night?
Apart from the one we cant repeat. Mostly it was to do with the acquisition of Mushrooms, however there was no electricity in the shop. I stated there was the lights were on. The staff said no. There was no electricity they’d had an email and handed me a blindfold. Searched for Mushrooms by hand.
Your favorite drink?
Changes but Tea is always a winner (I am open to all teas, made of the tea plant. I am not open to rubbish not made from tea but m,asquerading under said title.)
Booze wise.
Guinness, Decent Chablis, G&T and French Kisses.
Your dream/goal?
If I had one of those then Id be a bit happier about existence. Possibly to get a goal is my goal.
The room you're in?
Large open plan. 3rd Floor, 32 Desks 12 Staff, One Glass box in which we display the Director.
Your ex?
Hopefully less full of self loathing and guilt. Difficult to tell since she decided not to communicate.
Your fear?
At the moment? Cocking it all up and losing everything.
Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Independently Wealthy.
Where were you last night?
Covered in bits of rabbit fur on my floor beating a sewing machine into submission with Bobbin casings.
What you're not?
A very nice person.
Muffins?
No. I know what you mean and it isn’t a Muffin. A Muffin is an English snack. Served with butter. It DOES NOT include blueberrys chocolate or anything else. That is a CAKE you Yankee Swine…
One of your wish list items?
Kropserkel Nazgul concept Armour.
Where you grew up?
Erm. Well…. Bahrain, Jakarta, Jeddah, Brunei, North London, and then from the age of two. Wilby in Suffolk. Followed by Durham when I could escape.
The last thing you did?
Drunk Tea and took whistle blowing call.
What are you wearing?
Brown trews with slight pinstripe. White Shirt, New Model Army Socks, JCB Steel toe Hiking boot shoe things. Two Hematite rings and a lump of tigers eye on a thong.
Ce Ca.
Your TV?
I do not have a TV, theres one in my house though. Its from 1989 and still works and has a better picture than any Plasma I’ve seen.
Your pets?
A Cat* named Riff-Raff
*It claims to be a cat anyway….
Your computer?
Apparently I should give specs. Only I don’t know. My one attempt to understand ground to a halt when I realised that most of such specs were lies anyhow. The computer I use was stolen from an office skip. It seems to work fine but thinks I am ‘Nonna M’ It has a screen and a keyboard and a mouse… it appears to run XP.
Your life?
Yes it is, it aint yours. Theres people I’d share it with… but you probably aint them.
Your mood?
Slightly worried for no real reason probably and mostly Zen.
Missing someone?
Yup.
Your car?
Ford KA 1.3 (laugh it up suckers I get 300 miles from a tank.)
Something you're not wearing?
Lady Di’s wedding dress. Prince Philips genitals as a head dress?
Oh something I own is it…. Erm…. My new spanky boots!
Favourite Store?
Currently…. Borders outranking Waterstones for book purveying and Service.
Fopp for good prices on Music and DVD’s
Your summer?
Will be spent pretending to be someone else (but everyone else pretends with me so its OK), probably not on a surf board this year….. *sulks*
Like someone?
Yes. Im like that. I like people. Well not often… but some people I like.
Your favorite color?
Currently Brown… with Green maybe… not sure I suit green though.
Last time you laughed?
Five minutes ago after I put the phone down. (You mustn’t laugh whilst there on the phone apparently)
Last time you cried?
This morning.
On my desk impersonating a Taco.
Your hair?
Yes it is thanks. Black long. Suspect amounts of white now.
Your mother?
Insane Landscape Gardner come Magistrate.
Your father?
Absolutely no idea. Asked for a DNA test last time we spoke. Ignored since. Doesn’t seem keen to contact me. Meh. *shrugs*
Your favorite thing?
Thing?
Currently me brand new swanky boots in Black and white Italian Calfskin.
Your dream last night?
Apart from the one we cant repeat. Mostly it was to do with the acquisition of Mushrooms, however there was no electricity in the shop. I stated there was the lights were on. The staff said no. There was no electricity they’d had an email and handed me a blindfold. Searched for Mushrooms by hand.
Your favorite drink?
Changes but Tea is always a winner (I am open to all teas, made of the tea plant. I am not open to rubbish not made from tea but m,asquerading under said title.)
Booze wise.
Guinness, Decent Chablis, G&T and French Kisses.
Your dream/goal?
If I had one of those then Id be a bit happier about existence. Possibly to get a goal is my goal.
The room you're in?
Large open plan. 3rd Floor, 32 Desks 12 Staff, One Glass box in which we display the Director.
Your ex?
Hopefully less full of self loathing and guilt. Difficult to tell since she decided not to communicate.
Your fear?
At the moment? Cocking it all up and losing everything.
Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Independently Wealthy.
Where were you last night?
Covered in bits of rabbit fur on my floor beating a sewing machine into submission with Bobbin casings.
What you're not?
A very nice person.
Muffins?
No. I know what you mean and it isn’t a Muffin. A Muffin is an English snack. Served with butter. It DOES NOT include blueberrys chocolate or anything else. That is a CAKE you Yankee Swine…
One of your wish list items?
Kropserkel Nazgul concept Armour.
Where you grew up?
Erm. Well…. Bahrain, Jakarta, Jeddah, Brunei, North London, and then from the age of two. Wilby in Suffolk. Followed by Durham when I could escape.
The last thing you did?
Drunk Tea and took whistle blowing call.
What are you wearing?
Brown trews with slight pinstripe. White Shirt, New Model Army Socks, JCB Steel toe Hiking boot shoe things. Two Hematite rings and a lump of tigers eye on a thong.
Ce Ca.
Your TV?
I do not have a TV, theres one in my house though. Its from 1989 and still works and has a better picture than any Plasma I’ve seen.
Your pets?
A Cat* named Riff-Raff
*It claims to be a cat anyway….
Your computer?
Apparently I should give specs. Only I don’t know. My one attempt to understand ground to a halt when I realised that most of such specs were lies anyhow. The computer I use was stolen from an office skip. It seems to work fine but thinks I am ‘Nonna M’ It has a screen and a keyboard and a mouse… it appears to run XP.
Your life?
Yes it is, it aint yours. Theres people I’d share it with… but you probably aint them.
Your mood?
Slightly worried for no real reason probably and mostly Zen.
Missing someone?
Yup.
Your car?
Ford KA 1.3 (laugh it up suckers I get 300 miles from a tank.)
Something you're not wearing?
Lady Di’s wedding dress. Prince Philips genitals as a head dress?
Oh something I own is it…. Erm…. My new spanky boots!
Favourite Store?
Currently…. Borders outranking Waterstones for book purveying and Service.
Fopp for good prices on Music and DVD’s
Your summer?
Will be spent pretending to be someone else (but everyone else pretends with me so its OK), probably not on a surf board this year….. *sulks*
Like someone?
Yes. Im like that. I like people. Well not often… but some people I like.
Your favorite color?
Currently Brown… with Green maybe… not sure I suit green though.
Last time you laughed?
Five minutes ago after I put the phone down. (You mustn’t laugh whilst there on the phone apparently)
Last time you cried?
This morning.