A white sheet left to cover up..what should have been a holy kiss.
Today has been interesting.
Life is interesting...
I drove up to my house..at about 6:20pm..
I went *zoom* up the driveway and proceeded to move to the
left..leaving room for the other cars arriving later.
Then...
*Lightbulb!*
I realized..that I am infact the ONLY one home..for 2 days!
and the ONLY car for 2 days!.. therefore..
I dont have to move over for ANYONE..
I rumbled into the empty house...
tee heee heee...my house!
AT WORK, a drunk man tried to convince me to take his less than half dollar bill..
which looked fake anyways..
that was of course...AFTER he asked me to marry him...
He was just trying to soften me up!
THEN!..after work..I saw a man in plaid shorts( ugly plaid shorts) and no shirt on..he was walking away from me(Thank goodness!..because) and as he did..he unzipped his pants..and started peeing as he was walking...
he hit a tree...a few cars..and a sign...
NOW...i am home. alone. chuckling to myself about how absurd the world is.
and how absurd I am...
SOON..I will take a shower
SOON AFTER SOON..I will meander to Curly Andy's...oh yes. I fully intend to shoot him
with an air soft gun...hehe..that would be mean, but funny.
And of course i'd let him shoot me too..though..im not sure if he would..
Would you?
*grins*
YOU..should try floating on your back in a pool with your ears underwater..
It is very calming to watch the world move around you silently...
and to only hear the odd ripple or lapping of water against the sides of the pool.
Life is interesting...
I drove up to my house..at about 6:20pm..
I went *zoom* up the driveway and proceeded to move to the
left..leaving room for the other cars arriving later.
Then...
*Lightbulb!*
I realized..that I am infact the ONLY one home..for 2 days!
and the ONLY car for 2 days!.. therefore..
I dont have to move over for ANYONE..
I rumbled into the empty house...
tee heee heee...my house!
AT WORK, a drunk man tried to convince me to take his less than half dollar bill..
which looked fake anyways..
that was of course...AFTER he asked me to marry him...
He was just trying to soften me up!
THEN!..after work..I saw a man in plaid shorts( ugly plaid shorts) and no shirt on..he was walking away from me(Thank goodness!..because) and as he did..he unzipped his pants..and started peeing as he was walking...
he hit a tree...a few cars..and a sign...
NOW...i am home. alone. chuckling to myself about how absurd the world is.
and how absurd I am...
SOON..I will take a shower
SOON AFTER SOON..I will meander to Curly Andy's...oh yes. I fully intend to shoot him
with an air soft gun...hehe..that would be mean, but funny.
And of course i'd let him shoot me too..though..im not sure if he would..
Would you?
*grins*
YOU..should try floating on your back in a pool with your ears underwater..
It is very calming to watch the world move around you silently...
and to only hear the odd ripple or lapping of water against the sides of the pool.