Will you meet me down on the sandy beach?
So indeed, Andy and I woke up early as balls on Saturday and drove to Wrightsville Beach/Wilmington for the day. We get into Wrightsville and it's raining :(. But we go get veggie hotdogs at the Trolly Stop, and run into Quinn, randomly. The sun comes out so we lay out a while. Go to Quinn's apartment and shower, and hang out with him for a while. Then we head to Paddy's for dinner, and walk around downtown Wilmington for a bit. Coldstone for dessert, and head back home. Some funny ass fucking quotes from the day/night:
*Andy giggling hysterically to himself in Coldstone*
Andy: I just had to tell the demons in my head to shut the hell up. I asked for a Love It sized ice cream, but I really wanted to ask for a Gotta Have It blowjob.
*driving down 40, spotting one of the several J&R billboards, reading it aloud*
Me: Brassieres to Chandellieres!!!
Andy: ...Say that one more time and it's my dick in your mouth.
*pulling in the Super Sheetz in Meb-AYN (Mebane)*
Andy: I'm gonna get some fucking jelly beans, and some fucking coffee, and then I'm going back to Wake to get a FUCKING blowjob.
*while pulling up to the gas pump, and the radar going off*
Me: Man, everybody decided to come here at once.... even the Po-Po. Why the fuck are they here.
Andy: Same reason cops are anywhere: to arrest black people.
*Andy gulping down large coffee with an extra expresso shot outside Sheetz*
Me: Are you almost done with your crack?
Andy: Yes, and when I'm done, we'll go as far are Sheetz in Greensboro and I'll deposit the remains through my urithera into the toilet.
Me: Ya know, you coulda just said 'piss' and I'd understand.
Andy: It's a gift to speak with this eloquence.
Andy: I need this... ok. I need this like the desert needs the rain.
Andy: Let's see how many times I can drop the fuckin' f-bomb in one sentence.
Social acceptance of near-nudity is awesome. Yay beach and driving around looking ridiculous.
Word to bandanas, and Andy's now retarded face burn.
Ahhh
After frolicing in the ocean.
Chillin in downtown Wilmington.
Yes, we are retarded.
So pretty.
Me stalking a cute couple.
Andy being cracked out.
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Yeah... I'm tired. I should sleep tonight. Maybe I'll actually get rest since I'll be alone in a bed, if I can fall asleep without a cuddling Jeff beside me. Hmmm..
*Andy giggling hysterically to himself in Coldstone*
Andy: I just had to tell the demons in my head to shut the hell up. I asked for a Love It sized ice cream, but I really wanted to ask for a Gotta Have It blowjob.
*driving down 40, spotting one of the several J&R billboards, reading it aloud*
Me: Brassieres to Chandellieres!!!
Andy: ...Say that one more time and it's my dick in your mouth.
*pulling in the Super Sheetz in Meb-AYN (Mebane)*
Andy: I'm gonna get some fucking jelly beans, and some fucking coffee, and then I'm going back to Wake to get a FUCKING blowjob.
*while pulling up to the gas pump, and the radar going off*
Me: Man, everybody decided to come here at once.... even the Po-Po. Why the fuck are they here.
Andy: Same reason cops are anywhere: to arrest black people.
*Andy gulping down large coffee with an extra expresso shot outside Sheetz*
Me: Are you almost done with your crack?
Andy: Yes, and when I'm done, we'll go as far are Sheetz in Greensboro and I'll deposit the remains through my urithera into the toilet.
Me: Ya know, you coulda just said 'piss' and I'd understand.
Andy: It's a gift to speak with this eloquence.
Andy: I need this... ok. I need this like the desert needs the rain.
Andy: Let's see how many times I can drop the fuckin' f-bomb in one sentence.
Social acceptance of near-nudity is awesome. Yay beach and driving around looking ridiculous.
Word to bandanas, and Andy's now retarded face burn.
Ahhh
After frolicing in the ocean.
Chillin in downtown Wilmington.
Yes, we are retarded.
So pretty.
Me stalking a cute couple.
Andy being cracked out.
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Yeah... I'm tired. I should sleep tonight. Maybe I'll actually get rest since I'll be alone in a bed, if I can fall asleep without a cuddling Jeff beside me. Hmmm..