Jun 01, 2009 14:28
I am the One to rule them all, the One to find them, the One to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Like a cock. I am the truth out there. I'll definitely be back. I invited the fire to walk with me and he said he was burnt out.
I am unemployed and looking for someone who would employ me for my sharp tongue, excellent typing skills and my inability to socialise with morons. If there's any snob club out there looking for a faithful employee, please let me know.
I am proceeding with my book, but since I've completed less than 1%, I don't feel that the status of my masterpiece will change anytime soon.
I am drinking obscene amounts of green tea. I know it's supposed to be good for me but I think I'm drinking way too much of it. I feel like I want to give up cigarettes and alcohol. Easier said than done, though I've given up booze in the past (same goes for the ciggies, but giving up alcohol was ten times easier and it did not involve any effort.) I wish for a complete self-control, for a personality so focused and determined that nothing in the whole world could interfere with my aim.