Mmmm Japanese Groceries
Man! It is warm out here. And by warm, I mean above freezing. But when you've been languishing away in negative temperatures, 35-40 degrees feels downright tropical.
Anyway, I have to stop falling asleep in class. True story: today in calculus we were discussing improper integrals, and I was trying really hard to not to fall asleep, so I was doing the head bob thing where you fall asleep, your head jerks down, and then you wake up. I guess during this time, I was also taking notes... incoherent notes that is. Apparently, I wrote "Mmmm Japanese groceries" (I'm assuming that had to do with a short dream I had while asleep) and "Schnaps hablaba" (Schnaps being the name of my teacher, and hablaba being the imperfect form of the verb hablar in Spanish). In any case, WHAT THE HELL?!?!? Ha ha ha. At least it's funny, yeah? But now I don't understand improper integrals and I'll have to beg the Albanian engineers down the hall to help me.
Another realization: my best friend here, Bruce, is a carbon copy of my father. Bear with me here... Bruce came to visit me at work, when I was working with the infamous "sexual harrasser"... this skeevy, skeevy annoying guy that I have to work with on Mondays. Grrr, I hate that asshole. Anyway, Bruce is complaining about his writing class, and the sexual harrasser goes "Oh man, I've been there man... I've been there", or something equally asinine. Bruce gives me a smirk, and then makes a jerking off movement with his hand that the sexual harrasser can't see. Now, this may seem strange to those of you who don't know my dad, but Sheila... that's just like him, isn't it? Ha ha ha ha. He's just a good, kind person too, like my dad, with that twisted sense of humor. Plus I owe him big for introducing me to Alex.
Man, I miss my dad. Luckily, we're going deep sea fishing for spring break! Woooooo PENSACOLA '04!!!
Take care, everyone.
Anyway, I have to stop falling asleep in class. True story: today in calculus we were discussing improper integrals, and I was trying really hard to not to fall asleep, so I was doing the head bob thing where you fall asleep, your head jerks down, and then you wake up. I guess during this time, I was also taking notes... incoherent notes that is. Apparently, I wrote "Mmmm Japanese groceries" (I'm assuming that had to do with a short dream I had while asleep) and "Schnaps hablaba" (Schnaps being the name of my teacher, and hablaba being the imperfect form of the verb hablar in Spanish). In any case, WHAT THE HELL?!?!? Ha ha ha. At least it's funny, yeah? But now I don't understand improper integrals and I'll have to beg the Albanian engineers down the hall to help me.
Another realization: my best friend here, Bruce, is a carbon copy of my father. Bear with me here... Bruce came to visit me at work, when I was working with the infamous "sexual harrasser"... this skeevy, skeevy annoying guy that I have to work with on Mondays. Grrr, I hate that asshole. Anyway, Bruce is complaining about his writing class, and the sexual harrasser goes "Oh man, I've been there man... I've been there", or something equally asinine. Bruce gives me a smirk, and then makes a jerking off movement with his hand that the sexual harrasser can't see. Now, this may seem strange to those of you who don't know my dad, but Sheila... that's just like him, isn't it? Ha ha ha ha. He's just a good, kind person too, like my dad, with that twisted sense of humor. Plus I owe him big for introducing me to Alex.
Man, I miss my dad. Luckily, we're going deep sea fishing for spring break! Woooooo PENSACOLA '04!!!
Take care, everyone.