The day everything worked right!!

[lnfiniteapathy]

Ok.....so... where do i start....hmmmm....i guess....two nights ago... something happened in my room....hmmm...crazy...then the next day we were in insane crazy good moods......so yeah...and my room has been cluttered with stuff that wasnt even mine.... like seriously there was my bed and boxes and other things surrounding it....tons of shit...so last night we had the same crazy thing happen to us as the night before...and this morning i awoke to having to pee really bad.... and my room is the loft...so the poddy room is all the way downstairs... i jump up... and run downstairs to pee past the couch where jeffy was sitting all sexy and trying to wake up.... and i pee... all the while i havent noticed this crazy happy/hyper/gitty emotion jump out...so jeffy leaves for work and im sitting and listening to music...and (are you ready for this people) i yes Joe....got up and started cleaning...like fucking danny tanner and shit.... after completely cleaning the lower half of the apt. i run upstairs to look through everything and make sure none of my shit is mixed in...as i do that the wifey wakes up...so i lay with her till shes out of that "zombie not sure whats going on" portion of the morning..then i take her home to watch her sis... while this is going on im bouncing off the walls happy.....i dont know whats going...so shes home i get back to the loft and without thinking start making trips up to the loft down two flights of stairs and to the dumpsters...till everything is in the trash...stopping only once to see if my heart exploded...thats like...omg alot of up and down up and down...carrying two boxes filled with junk at a time...anyways i complete that... then sit and go wow....then i cleaned the apt again (shit that was mine in the boxes went everywhere...lol)..so when steph called i ran to her house...hung out.. then since i have no furniture...well no good furniture... we decided to go look at stuff at value city...some nice stuff...but with my credit and shit...no way...but it was nice to look...so we continue on to ashley furniture...we walk in and notice that everything is like 1500 and up...so we're like nah...lets go...as we were walking out...this sales man BILL...came up and said wait before you go can i help you...and i said..only if you have cheaper shit and none of this sick floral pattern or leather shit...he said whats wrong with the prices?... the price includes EVERYTHING...well that peeked our interests... we follow Bill to the back where we find kick ass couches and and stuff....well steph found her dream set...and some cool tables...so we sat with Bill and tried to see if we can think of a way to get this stuff...steph and i are like...this will take monthes...and we dont know anyone to co-sign...or apply for their credit...but Bill insists that steph applies...and i co-sign... with a shrug and a giggle we fill out the paper work..knowing that it was a waste of time..lol...Bill goes back and returns with this serious look on his face...didnt phase us at all we knew that we werent getting it...haha... he hands us the slip with our new $2500 dollar cradit line with Ashley and we shit our panties.... we threw down 100 bucks...and now are the proud owners of kick ass living room stuff...wow...with 700 dollars left to buy....ummm.... rugs?...i donno...so thats my fucking amazing day.... sorry i had to type it all....now i will drink PBR till i want to stop... and kiss that lady next to me...

Im a red dragon