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So just a couple of things that popped into my head on the way home.
First.... it is really hard to hide your lack of underwear when walking up a tight spiral staircase in a skirt....
Second it's pretty cool when you're having convos like this between cummings....
Him: "what position do you want to do?'
You: "Well what do you want to do?"
Him: "Whatever one you want."
You: "Well what do you want?"
Him: "It's not about what I want its what'll please you."
You: "You already are pleasing me, I want to please you."
Him: "I already am pleased by you, what position do you want to do?"
You: "You know, we do this everytime we have sex."
And now a couple of work things that I couldn't resist writing down.
1. Ok lady look. I took care of you because my poor really sweet coworker was about to jump over her register (impressive since she's like 4' 5") amnd strangle you to death cursing all the way. You came up and asked us if we had change for a $50 and we told you we all did. You said "ok I want to buy something but I don't know what yet." Then you chased down one of your two stray kids. Now, in this demension that means you are not ready to order. And so my coworker called up the next lady. You then INTERRUPTED this lady to tell HER that YOU were indefinitly already there and so the world had to revolve around you at this moment and you must order RIGHT THEN even though youd LEFT the counter area and TOLD us basically that you weren't ready. And then without letting my coworker say anything you jumped on her case and started accusing her of all sorts of things. You're lucky I noticed that the poor girl you were yelling at was on the edge or your lil obnoxious darling brats would be orphans by now. But since I really didn't want to have to call the cops, I just dealt with you. You were nice to me or course since you got your way. This won't happen again if I see you.
2. Mr. Man. You came up and asked me if we really only had one size milkshake and I told you like everyone else. Yes, we only carry one size. My answer is not going to change if you right away ask me "So you don't have a small milkshake?" No we don't! I just TOLD you they only came in one size AND I'd shown you the size. Asking me again if we carry more than one size milkshake is just gonna get me to walk away and my coworkers (all 3 of them) to tell you simaltaneously NO! Moron, don't breed!
3. Coworker Nsha. I thought you're stupidity could not get any ... well stupider. I was wrong. Boy was i wrong. Now you only work one day a week and that makes some thing unexcusable, but not knowing where the dressings are!!!!!???? You put them up the other night! I want to cry for you. And you are slow as hell. Of course you would be slower at everything else that had to be done. Basically you suck and should be fired. No one else likes you and I think you're starting to get this. I'd like you a lot more if you just said sorry everytime you run into me, even if on accident, or spill stuff on us, or nearly knock my arm outa socket like today. I always do, so does everyone else. AND YOU IGNORE THE CUSTOMERS YOU IDIOT. This is especially bad when you're the only one on register as the other 2 of us are really busy closing everything down since you don't know how to do it.
thats about it for now. I'm tired but still glowing from my awsomesauced birthday. But I gotta do some homework so.
First.... it is really hard to hide your lack of underwear when walking up a tight spiral staircase in a skirt....
Second it's pretty cool when you're having convos like this between cummings....
Him: "what position do you want to do?'
You: "Well what do you want to do?"
Him: "Whatever one you want."
You: "Well what do you want?"
Him: "It's not about what I want its what'll please you."
You: "You already are pleasing me, I want to please you."
Him: "I already am pleased by you, what position do you want to do?"
You: "You know, we do this everytime we have sex."
And now a couple of work things that I couldn't resist writing down.
1. Ok lady look. I took care of you because my poor really sweet coworker was about to jump over her register (impressive since she's like 4' 5") amnd strangle you to death cursing all the way. You came up and asked us if we had change for a $50 and we told you we all did. You said "ok I want to buy something but I don't know what yet." Then you chased down one of your two stray kids. Now, in this demension that means you are not ready to order. And so my coworker called up the next lady. You then INTERRUPTED this lady to tell HER that YOU were indefinitly already there and so the world had to revolve around you at this moment and you must order RIGHT THEN even though youd LEFT the counter area and TOLD us basically that you weren't ready. And then without letting my coworker say anything you jumped on her case and started accusing her of all sorts of things. You're lucky I noticed that the poor girl you were yelling at was on the edge or your lil obnoxious darling brats would be orphans by now. But since I really didn't want to have to call the cops, I just dealt with you. You were nice to me or course since you got your way. This won't happen again if I see you.
2. Mr. Man. You came up and asked me if we really only had one size milkshake and I told you like everyone else. Yes, we only carry one size. My answer is not going to change if you right away ask me "So you don't have a small milkshake?" No we don't! I just TOLD you they only came in one size AND I'd shown you the size. Asking me again if we carry more than one size milkshake is just gonna get me to walk away and my coworkers (all 3 of them) to tell you simaltaneously NO! Moron, don't breed!
3. Coworker Nsha. I thought you're stupidity could not get any ... well stupider. I was wrong. Boy was i wrong. Now you only work one day a week and that makes some thing unexcusable, but not knowing where the dressings are!!!!!???? You put them up the other night! I want to cry for you. And you are slow as hell. Of course you would be slower at everything else that had to be done. Basically you suck and should be fired. No one else likes you and I think you're starting to get this. I'd like you a lot more if you just said sorry everytime you run into me, even if on accident, or spill stuff on us, or nearly knock my arm outa socket like today. I always do, so does everyone else. AND YOU IGNORE THE CUSTOMERS YOU IDIOT. This is especially bad when you're the only one on register as the other 2 of us are really busy closing everything down since you don't know how to do it.
thats about it for now. I'm tired but still glowing from my awsomesauced birthday. But I gotta do some homework so.