Important Announcement

Feb 03, 2009 21:57

To all gentlemen out there, as well as players, and hell just the male population in general that is seeking out a woman for whatever reason... I have an all important announcement.

This is not the way to go about it....

(in my PoF messages) " nice tits lets chat "

I can not picture anyone responding to that, at least not when their profile reads "serious relationship" under what their there for. Of course we obviously know you never got that far down the page. Your eyes stopped at about the same point all the blood brained from your upper head to the lower, when you came across my breasts.

Of course, a large majority of men seem to have realized that you have to wait a few seconds before scrolling down (I'm amazed he managed that much.. his cock must have been pushing the mouse at that time) to click "Send lnddragonqueen a message!" And this large majorirty, uses those few seconds to regain the slightest brush of sanity to send a somewhat intelligent message to me that gets them a hell of a lot closer than "nice tits lets chat". Hell, hi, how are you will get you leaps and bounds closer to me and my pants than that.

And you know, "nice tits", not my idea of a compliment. But then I'm a woman right? And it's my job to jump into your pants at the slightest complment. I for some odd reason think I'll survive disappointing you so greatly.

So men, and perhaps ladies, please don't say " nice tits lets chat " and expect a response from someone reportedly looking for a serious relationship. Remember they're not talking about a serious relationship with your cock and their pussy. Take a second and let the blood rearrange itself to respectably (ok at this point i'll take cavemanly) intelligent levles before you make your move. And of course don't forget, not all compliments are say-worthy comments.

stupid men, amusing notes from the singles pages, pof

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