002; voice post
Is it goooood to be back. One more day in that huge ass house woulda driven me crazy.
So hey all you knew fresh mea-I mean first years. Heh. Sure, let's go with that. I’m Axel. If you want to know which of the toilets aren’t haunted and which wont try and eat you, come to me. Unless you wanna risk it and get a ghost between the legs or take a trip through Hogwarts plumbing. Your choice. Of course I'm not just gonna give this info away, so you better make it worth my while.
Here's to an awesome year.
So hey all you knew fresh mea-I mean first years. Heh. Sure, let's go with that. I’m Axel. If you want to know which of the toilets aren’t haunted and which wont try and eat you, come to me. Unless you wanna risk it and get a ghost between the legs or take a trip through Hogwarts plumbing. Your choice. Of course I'm not just gonna give this info away, so you better make it worth my while.
Here's to an awesome year.