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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Cause Every girl is secretly stupid)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch more movies nowadays)
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (and they get worse every year)
✓ I love to play video games. (I miss playing video games)
× I've tried marijuana. (just say no to drugs!)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (once, and it was hysterical! But I don't think I could watch the spanish porn the mexican's aunt gave him.)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I donno....I don't think so, which probally means yes.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (no, not always)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (gotten crazier yet more aware of my crazies)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (only sometimes)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (I broke a girls ankle (or so I was told) playing soccer my last year of my traveling team.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (yup)
× I hate the rain. (no way!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (definitly)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (nope...wait, does my health improving breat reduction work?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (both.)
× I love sushi. (i don't LOVE it... i like it.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (sometimes)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (who does?!)
✓ I have long hair. (yup, and getting longer and longer)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (jonjon)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (no but my boyfriend was)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (nope)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (amen!)
× I like the way that I look. (sometimes....eh....yeah, only sometimes)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (if they wanne be a whore, who's to stop them? It's not like we can stop our own president from doing cocaine)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (like in the same bed? or.....)
× I have a hidden talent. (i'm boring)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (oh no)
× I have a lot of friends. (I donno if I have alot)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (kissed pecked? sure!)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (especailly with thoes i love)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (no, jeans)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (i love spending money way to much)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (No, not obsessed at all)
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no, just to be around her when she opens her mouth)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (This is a britsh survey isn't it)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (guilty)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (triple-ly guilty and multiple times for some people)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (lies!)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (I think so)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (unfortunitely)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (why?)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (lies! iodine as well as other things)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (everyone does)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (no normally)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (nah, not anymore....maybe in highschool or early college)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (on my old computer I had hundreds!)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (only alcohol)
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (on crushes...but he liked me back!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (right now!)
× I enjoy some country music. (oh no, not even some)
× I would die for my best friends. (i dont know, I don't have anyone who I would consider my "best" friend)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (obsessive- yes....perfectionist, only with somethings)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I hate halloween)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (nope...oh wait... yes. :-/)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (content is a better word)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (oh no)
× Democrat. (none)
× Republican. (none)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (animal, vegtable, mineral?)
× I am punk rockish. (nah, just boring)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (whatever)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (oh course)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (ha!)
× I love my job(s). (hell no)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (no)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (nope)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (yes YES YES!!)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (no, i'm not stupid)
× I love sea turtles. (ummmm...)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (oh no)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (of course)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (no proficient)
× I hate office jobs. (I live the office job life)
× I went to college out of state. (nj all the way)
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (i love fire)
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (no)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (yes, of that I am sure)
× I fall for the worst people. (I don't think so, only maybe one or two people)
✓ I adore bright colours. (ORANGE!)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (eh no)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (but they are so cheap! I love diners more)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (and pinch people, throw things, etc and so forth)
✓ I can't whistle. (nope.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (used to ride alot)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (i'm a pack rat)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (and yell, and scream , and sing apparently)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (maybe decade.... I think i would have fit better in the 70s or 60s...for the music only)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring. (no they are annoying)
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (one?!!?! hahahahahaha)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (i wouldnt say junkie)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (ew)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (nah)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (yup)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (love wine)
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (sometimes...its true!)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (no, but I share 8 pillows with my boyfriend!)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (ew no)
× I have terrible teeth. (no no no)
× I hate my toes. (i love those ugly things! so useful)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (i'm just that bored)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (no no, less)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (nj only)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (oohhh yeah)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (no, i love a good kiss)
× I want to own my own business. (maybe)
✓ I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (yeaah, but i do work at a computer lab)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (yeah)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (god no)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (no)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (thats true)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (sure)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (no, i only do believe so i dont get scared)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (ehhh... no)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (umm...who does that/)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (oh no, i like classics)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (yup.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (no)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (no)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Soon! I'm learning, i'm determined to be fluent in french, and damnit i will be one day)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (sometimes)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (read anything, magazines, books, internet)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (who hasnt?)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (yup, but mostpeople dont notice it)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (yup- rare, but yes)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (with oreos...who couldn't love them!)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (no, i'm not leanne)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (my planner!)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (and cover my blonde hair? the one thing I am proud of?)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (never)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (i don't do html)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (only bad ones)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (i get bored with it real quick)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (yes! I would love to go back in time)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (that's true)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (no but i know people who do)
✓ I love to sing. (when i'm in my car by myself)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (everyone should)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (who hasnt?)
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it. (only a bit, and i don't love it)
× I have a thing for redheads. (i don't have a thing for redheads, in fact, i've dated to many for my liking)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (ha no)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (amen)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (i wish i could)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (everyone does)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (oh no)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (no)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (no, i love to sing ballads to myself)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (music makes me remeber things that i sometimes don't want to remember)
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (i miss playing SOME sports)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (yup.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (i know all of my lj friends in real life, although some i havnt spoken to in so long i don't know if i could consider them friends)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (no, i hate freely)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.