FIC: "Just Like Passing Notes" [Glee, Kum/gen, G]
title Just Like Passing Notes
author el_em_en_oh_pee
pairing, characters kurt/sam, kurt hummel, sam evans, rachel berry, mercedes jones
rating LMFAO G WHAT IS MY LIFE
wordcount probably around 1500
warnings n/a. a lot of coding, i suppose :p
summary Mercedes runs into a Teen Wolf actor on her way to her recording studio on Monday. This sets off a rather sudden chain of events. Epistolary fic, technically.
author's notes dear primarycolors92, i love you so so much. my heart soars with joy, much like an eagle above its domain, whenever i think about you. this hardly covers a fraction of how much i want to do for you, but it will have to do. have the happiest of birthdays please and thank you. (inlove)
(thanks to sparkysparky for the link to rp_tutorials@ij for the codes, and Eachtoeach, wikkit_key, and kutie_kiki for making sure this was marginally good enough for linds <3)
Monday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 3
Mercedes Jones
OMG I totally ran into one of the Teen Wolf actors on my way to the recording studio today!!!! He was sooooo sweet!!
17 minutes ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, Sam Evans and 12 others like this.
Sam Evans u gotta b more specific. was it the really hot one the kinda hot one or the not really hot one?
5 minutes ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel Wait, what?
2 minutes ago
Rachel Berry
Artie Abrams
Mercedes Jones: AND THEN I WAS WALKING INTO THE STUDIO AND I WALKED RIGHT BY HIM!
Rachel Berry: That is so cool!
Rachel Berry: Wait, did Sam just come out on your facebook status…?
Mercedes Jones: wait, you know about sam?
Rachel Berry: I guessed? You knew? But you dated him!
Mercedes Jones: yeah and now he's one of my best friends so he told me. lemme check what he said…
Mercedes Jones: well, it def. looks like he did.
Mercedes Jones: OMG RACHEL
Rachel Berry: IF YOUR OMG IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT KURT JUST RESPONDED THEN I AGREE!! IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNEW!
Rachel Berry: ...are you thinking what I'm thinking, Mercedes?
Mercedes Jones: i think i am, rachel.
we set them up
send
KHummel You learn something new every day. #DidNotSeeThatOneComing
1 hour ago
MercyJo @KHummel whatcha talkin about, boo?
39 minutes ago
KHummel @MercyJo Did you know about Sam?
35 minutes ago
KHummel @MercyJo I'm taking the fact that you haven't replied yet as a yes
2 minutes ago
goldstarrachel @KHummel OMG maybe she's busy doing something right now! #you #are #so #impatient
23 seconds ago
KHummel @goldstarrachel I'm literally five feet away from you right now, you don't have to tweet me :-P
4 seconds ago
Tuesday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 5
Sam Evans
yes im bi. u can stop flooding me with messages asking now :{P (get it he has a mustash)
5 hours ago
Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez and 18 others like this.
Mercedes Jones I'm so proud of you for coming out, honey!
5 hours ago
Finn Hudson Um... since when, bro?
4 hours ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel Oh. My. God. Finn, what did we talk about literally just three days ago?
3 hours ago
Finn Hudson I need to send you your favorite moisturizer in your next care package from home? The one that's called sensual pleasure?
3 hours ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel NOT THAT PLEASE DELETE YOUR COMMENT IMMMEDIATELY
2 hours ago
Finn Hudson Oh u mean that gay is forever.
2 hours ago
Sam Evans lmao
59 minutes ago
Mercedes Jones
Sam Evans
Rachel Berry: So how are we going to do this??
Rachel Berry: I mean I have a great plan! But I want to know your thoughts first.
Mercedes Jones: we def. need to be subtle about it now
Mercedes Jones: we dont want them to think we're just like... setting them up. even tho we are.
Rachel Berry: Okay, well since I'm in New York like the two of them and you're in LA clearly I will have to be the instrumental force in getting them together!
Mercedes Jones: yeah i thought so too. at least the force that is like close by to them and stuff. i can still do a lot from here right now.
Mercedes Jones: what was your plan?.
Rachel Berry: I am talking to Sam right now so first I will drop hints about how cute Kurt is! And you can do the same and we can both talk to Kurt about how cute Sam is!
Rachel Berry: And THEN (take note, Mercedes, this is the best part of my plan)
Rachel Berry: I will tell them that I need help taking care of my cute baby kitten! And when they come over to help me I'll lock them in my apartment together with the kitten and leave and how can you not fall in love when you are watching a very cute guy playing with a kitten and spending a lot of time with you???
Mercedes Jones: do you even have a kitten?
Rachel Berry: Well. Some details still need to be worked out, but I think it's a solid start!
Mercedes Jones: okay well... i guess we can start suggesting things to them.
Mercedes Jones: BUT REMEMBER TO BE SUBTLE!!!
Am I ever not?
send
Mercedes Jones
Sam Evans
Rachel Berry: Hi Sam! How's life as an out and proud bisexual??
Sam Evans: ive been out 4 a wile 2 a lot of ppl rach so its not rly that diffferent
Rachel Berry: But not everyone knew!
Rachel Berry: I myself only gathered from circumstantial evidence!
Sam Evans: yea ok fair enuff. idk its fine i guess
Sam Evans: my uncle called my mom nd yelled @ her abt it but like hes always been an asswhole so its no big
Rachel Berry: I want you to know that I support you 200% and I am here for you if you need me!
Rachel Berry: I'm just a subway ride away!!
Sam Evans: thx rach that means alot
Rachel Berry: I know Kurt is here for you too! He is very nice and sweet and I'm sure he's a great resource for all matters coming-out related!
Sam Evans: yea hes a good guy
Rachel Berry: Yes! He is quite conscientious and good to have around in a pinch!
Rachel Berry: By the way, are there any gay men that you're interested in now that you are a totally out and proud bisexual?
Sam Evans: uhhhh
Sam Evans: idk
Rachel Berry: Well if you think of anyone let me know! Me and Kurt can set you up, he's also great for that!
Sam Evans: uhh rach? u no that kurt is like…
Sam Evans: gay n shit
Sam Evans: u cant actually date him bc hes like... gay
OMG that is NOT what I was trying to imply, Sam!
send
SamDaMan @KHummel r u buzzy 2moro? #ineedmorefrenchhelp
1 hour ago
KHummel @SamDaMan Name the time and place, mon ami
48 minutes ago
goldstarrachel I've always meant to learn more languages.
9 minutes ago
Wednesday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 11
Mercedes Jones
I SAW HIM AGAIN!!! Apparently he has a lot of auditions near my studio!
2 hours ago
Rachel Berry, Sam Evans and 9 others like this.
Rachel Berry ASK HIM OUT OMG
2 hours ago
Mercedes Jones LOL. We did talk today for like ten whole minutes!
1 hour ago
Sam Evans i agree w rachel u should aks him out
25 minutes ago
Mercedes Jones Aww Sam. Maybe you should focus on your own love life ;)
6 minutes ago
I cant believe that librarian asked us to shut up or leave! Were obviously doing homework together.
I guess we were being a little bit loud.
I guess. Hey do u no who Mercedes keeps running into? She hasnt told me ne names yet.
I got it from Rachel. Dylan O'Brien?
Im so jealous of Mercedes that is so cool.
Where did he fall on your rank of hotness?
Hotter then kinda hot but not the hottest guy ever.
I still can't believe you never told me.
Told u what?
About the whole being into dudes.
U never asked.
Yeah, but... did you never wonder...
Wonder what?
About you and me?
idk by the time I figured it out you were like dating Blaine and stuff and I was dating Mercedes and then it never came up again.
Oh. Well how's being out?
I mean its fine. Ive been mostly out to most people alrady for almost a year now
But not me.
dude u didnt even live in the same town as me till I came up to nyc for college. Anyway I did tell u. Ultimately. Whats the big deal?
Nothing
r we cool becuz I dont want 2 not be cool with u.
Yeah, we're fine :)
ok good :). oh btw I think Rachel has a crush on u.
gleemail
•••••••••••STAY CONNECTED
9:45 PM (two hours ago)
TO: Kurt Elizabeth Hummel
FROM: Mercedes Jones
SUBJECT: your txt
hi boo, got your text. I'm at Brittany's apartment and her charger doesn't work with my phone though so I'm emailing you back!
I don't know why Sam never told you about being bi. I mean, he told me when we were dating because he wanted our relationship to be honest after he kept trying to kiss me when I was dating Shane and stuff. but like why does it bother you so much that he didn’t tell you? I am just wondering.
Yes, I've been talking to Rachel a lot lately. We talk like every day. No, she does not have a crush on you. I would know, trust me. What gave you an idea like that?
MADE BY LAYOUTTESST•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
KHummel I really, really hate coming to uncomfortable realizations like this.
2 seconds ago
Thursday.
gleemail
•••••••••••STAY CONNECTED
10:13 AM (twenty minutes ago)
TO: Rachel Berry
FROM: Kurt Elizabeth Hummel
SUBJECT: Sam
Rachel, honey, is there anything you'd like to tell me?
-Kurt E. Hummel
Musical Theatre Major
NYADA
MADE BY LAYOUTTESST•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
gleemail
•••••••••••STAY CONNECTED
10:25 AM (eleven minutes ago)
TO: Kurt Elizabeth Hummel
FROM: Rachel Berry
SUBJECT: Re: Sam
I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what you could be talking about!!!
Rachel Berry ☆
MADE BY LAYOUTTESST•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 8
Rachel Berry
RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!
3 hours ago
briTTany piErce dislike. purrrple is better
3 hours ago
1
Finn Hudson r u ok rach?
2 hours ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel I can't believe you'd do this to Finn. I'm his *brother*.
2 hours ago
Finn Hudson wait what?
2 hours ago
Rachel Berry I have literally no clue what you're talking about.
2 hours ago
Sam Evans yea im rly uncomftorable with this whole situation
1 hour ago
Mercedes Jones are you guys seriously STILL going on about how you think rachel is in love with kurt? seriously?
1 hour ago
Rachel Berry LMAO WHAT NO THAT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT THIS STATUS IS ABOUT. I am very much in love with my boyfriend!!!! Not my best friend! Sorry Kurt I'm just not that into you!!
45 minutes ago
3
goldstarrachel @MercyJo Is this what you meant by subtle? #stilllaughing
30 minutes ago
SamDaMan @goldstarrachel im not laughing #imnotlaughing
28 minutes ago
MercyJo @SamDaMan @goldstarrachel yes it is, girl. & sam did you think hard about why you're maybe not laughing?
24 minutes ago
KHummel @SamDaMan I have a theory. #IMayBeWrong
20 minutes ago
KHummel @SamDaMan If you're not busy tomorrow, I can tell you what it is.
18 minutes ago
SamDaMan @KHummel ok dude how abt 5 we cn get food from r fav street vender
3 minutes ago
Friday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 9
Mercedes Jones and Dylan O'Brien are now friends.
5 hours ago
Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang, Tyler Posey and 31 others like this.
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel and Sam Evans are now in a relationship.
3 hours ago
Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 15 others like this.
Sam Evans has changed his profile picture.
3 hours ago
Mercedes Jones
good work team! ms Rachel Berry and me of course (:
2 hours ago
Rachel Berry likes this.
Dylan O'Brien You were right about your friends.
18 seconds ago
author el_em_en_oh_pee
pairing, characters kurt/sam, kurt hummel, sam evans, rachel berry, mercedes jones
rating LMFAO G WHAT IS MY LIFE
wordcount probably around 1500
warnings n/a. a lot of coding, i suppose :p
summary Mercedes runs into a Teen Wolf actor on her way to her recording studio on Monday. This sets off a rather sudden chain of events. Epistolary fic, technically.
author's notes dear primarycolors92, i love you so so much. my heart soars with joy, much like an eagle above its domain, whenever i think about you. this hardly covers a fraction of how much i want to do for you, but it will have to do. have the happiest of birthdays please and thank you. (inlove)
(thanks to sparkysparky for the link to rp_tutorials@ij for the codes, and Eachtoeach, wikkit_key, and kutie_kiki for making sure this was marginally good enough for linds <3)
Monday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 3
Mercedes Jones
OMG I totally ran into one of the Teen Wolf actors on my way to the recording studio today!!!! He was sooooo sweet!!
17 minutes ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, Sam Evans and 12 others like this.
Sam Evans u gotta b more specific. was it the really hot one the kinda hot one or the not really hot one?
5 minutes ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel Wait, what?
2 minutes ago
Rachel Berry
Artie Abrams
Mercedes Jones: AND THEN I WAS WALKING INTO THE STUDIO AND I WALKED RIGHT BY HIM!
Rachel Berry: That is so cool!
Rachel Berry: Wait, did Sam just come out on your facebook status…?
Mercedes Jones: wait, you know about sam?
Rachel Berry: I guessed? You knew? But you dated him!
Mercedes Jones: yeah and now he's one of my best friends so he told me. lemme check what he said…
Mercedes Jones: well, it def. looks like he did.
Mercedes Jones: OMG RACHEL
Rachel Berry: IF YOUR OMG IS ABOUT THE FACT THAT KURT JUST RESPONDED THEN I AGREE!! IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNEW!
Rachel Berry: ...are you thinking what I'm thinking, Mercedes?
Mercedes Jones: i think i am, rachel.
we set them up
send
KHummel You learn something new every day. #DidNotSeeThatOneComing
1 hour ago
MercyJo @KHummel whatcha talkin about, boo?
39 minutes ago
KHummel @MercyJo Did you know about Sam?
35 minutes ago
KHummel @MercyJo I'm taking the fact that you haven't replied yet as a yes
2 minutes ago
goldstarrachel @KHummel OMG maybe she's busy doing something right now! #you #are #so #impatient
23 seconds ago
KHummel @goldstarrachel I'm literally five feet away from you right now, you don't have to tweet me :-P
4 seconds ago
Tuesday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 5
Sam Evans
yes im bi. u can stop flooding me with messages asking now :{P (get it he has a mustash)
5 hours ago
Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez and 18 others like this.
Mercedes Jones I'm so proud of you for coming out, honey!
5 hours ago
Finn Hudson Um... since when, bro?
4 hours ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel Oh. My. God. Finn, what did we talk about literally just three days ago?
3 hours ago
Finn Hudson I need to send you your favorite moisturizer in your next care package from home? The one that's called sensual pleasure?
3 hours ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel NOT THAT PLEASE DELETE YOUR COMMENT IMMMEDIATELY
2 hours ago
Finn Hudson Oh u mean that gay is forever.
2 hours ago
Sam Evans lmao
59 minutes ago
Mercedes Jones
Sam Evans
Rachel Berry: So how are we going to do this??
Rachel Berry: I mean I have a great plan! But I want to know your thoughts first.
Mercedes Jones: we def. need to be subtle about it now
Mercedes Jones: we dont want them to think we're just like... setting them up. even tho we are.
Rachel Berry: Okay, well since I'm in New York like the two of them and you're in LA clearly I will have to be the instrumental force in getting them together!
Mercedes Jones: yeah i thought so too. at least the force that is like close by to them and stuff. i can still do a lot from here right now.
Mercedes Jones: what was your plan?.
Rachel Berry: I am talking to Sam right now so first I will drop hints about how cute Kurt is! And you can do the same and we can both talk to Kurt about how cute Sam is!
Rachel Berry: And THEN (take note, Mercedes, this is the best part of my plan)
Rachel Berry: I will tell them that I need help taking care of my cute baby kitten! And when they come over to help me I'll lock them in my apartment together with the kitten and leave and how can you not fall in love when you are watching a very cute guy playing with a kitten and spending a lot of time with you???
Mercedes Jones: do you even have a kitten?
Rachel Berry: Well. Some details still need to be worked out, but I think it's a solid start!
Mercedes Jones: okay well... i guess we can start suggesting things to them.
Mercedes Jones: BUT REMEMBER TO BE SUBTLE!!!
Am I ever not?
send
Mercedes Jones
Sam Evans
Rachel Berry: Hi Sam! How's life as an out and proud bisexual??
Sam Evans: ive been out 4 a wile 2 a lot of ppl rach so its not rly that diffferent
Rachel Berry: But not everyone knew!
Rachel Berry: I myself only gathered from circumstantial evidence!
Sam Evans: yea ok fair enuff. idk its fine i guess
Sam Evans: my uncle called my mom nd yelled @ her abt it but like hes always been an asswhole so its no big
Rachel Berry: I want you to know that I support you 200% and I am here for you if you need me!
Rachel Berry: I'm just a subway ride away!!
Sam Evans: thx rach that means alot
Rachel Berry: I know Kurt is here for you too! He is very nice and sweet and I'm sure he's a great resource for all matters coming-out related!
Sam Evans: yea hes a good guy
Rachel Berry: Yes! He is quite conscientious and good to have around in a pinch!
Rachel Berry: By the way, are there any gay men that you're interested in now that you are a totally out and proud bisexual?
Sam Evans: uhhhh
Sam Evans: idk
Rachel Berry: Well if you think of anyone let me know! Me and Kurt can set you up, he's also great for that!
Sam Evans: uhh rach? u no that kurt is like…
Sam Evans: gay n shit
Sam Evans: u cant actually date him bc hes like... gay
OMG that is NOT what I was trying to imply, Sam!
send
SamDaMan @KHummel r u buzzy 2moro? #ineedmorefrenchhelp
1 hour ago
KHummel @SamDaMan Name the time and place, mon ami
48 minutes ago
goldstarrachel I've always meant to learn more languages.
9 minutes ago
Wednesday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 11
Mercedes Jones
I SAW HIM AGAIN!!! Apparently he has a lot of auditions near my studio!
2 hours ago
Rachel Berry, Sam Evans and 9 others like this.
Rachel Berry ASK HIM OUT OMG
2 hours ago
Mercedes Jones LOL. We did talk today for like ten whole minutes!
1 hour ago
Sam Evans i agree w rachel u should aks him out
25 minutes ago
Mercedes Jones Aww Sam. Maybe you should focus on your own love life ;)
6 minutes ago
I cant believe that librarian asked us to shut up or leave! Were obviously doing homework together.
I guess we were being a little bit loud.
I guess. Hey do u no who Mercedes keeps running into? She hasnt told me ne names yet.
I got it from Rachel. Dylan O'Brien?
Im so jealous of Mercedes that is so cool.
Where did he fall on your rank of hotness?
Hotter then kinda hot but not the hottest guy ever.
I still can't believe you never told me.
Told u what?
About the whole being into dudes.
U never asked.
Yeah, but... did you never wonder...
Wonder what?
About you and me?
idk by the time I figured it out you were like dating Blaine and stuff and I was dating Mercedes and then it never came up again.
Oh. Well how's being out?
I mean its fine. Ive been mostly out to most people alrady for almost a year now
But not me.
dude u didnt even live in the same town as me till I came up to nyc for college. Anyway I did tell u. Ultimately. Whats the big deal?
Nothing
r we cool becuz I dont want 2 not be cool with u.
Yeah, we're fine :)
ok good :). oh btw I think Rachel has a crush on u.
gleemail
•••••••••••STAY CONNECTED
9:45 PM (two hours ago)
TO: Kurt Elizabeth Hummel
FROM: Mercedes Jones
SUBJECT: your txt
hi boo, got your text. I'm at Brittany's apartment and her charger doesn't work with my phone though so I'm emailing you back!
I don't know why Sam never told you about being bi. I mean, he told me when we were dating because he wanted our relationship to be honest after he kept trying to kiss me when I was dating Shane and stuff. but like why does it bother you so much that he didn’t tell you? I am just wondering.
Yes, I've been talking to Rachel a lot lately. We talk like every day. No, she does not have a crush on you. I would know, trust me. What gave you an idea like that?
MADE BY LAYOUTTESST•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
KHummel I really, really hate coming to uncomfortable realizations like this.
2 seconds ago
Thursday.
gleemail
•••••••••••STAY CONNECTED
10:13 AM (twenty minutes ago)
TO: Rachel Berry
FROM: Kurt Elizabeth Hummel
SUBJECT: Sam
Rachel, honey, is there anything you'd like to tell me?
-Kurt E. Hummel
Musical Theatre Major
NYADA
MADE BY LAYOUTTESST•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
gleemail
•••••••••••STAY CONNECTED
10:25 AM (eleven minutes ago)
TO: Kurt Elizabeth Hummel
FROM: Rachel Berry
SUBJECT: Re: Sam
I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what you could be talking about!!!
Rachel Berry ☆
MADE BY LAYOUTTESST•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 8
Rachel Berry
RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!
3 hours ago
briTTany piErce dislike. purrrple is better
3 hours ago
1
Finn Hudson r u ok rach?
2 hours ago
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel I can't believe you'd do this to Finn. I'm his *brother*.
2 hours ago
Finn Hudson wait what?
2 hours ago
Rachel Berry I have literally no clue what you're talking about.
2 hours ago
Sam Evans yea im rly uncomftorable with this whole situation
1 hour ago
Mercedes Jones are you guys seriously STILL going on about how you think rachel is in love with kurt? seriously?
1 hour ago
Rachel Berry LMAO WHAT NO THAT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT THIS STATUS IS ABOUT. I am very much in love with my boyfriend!!!! Not my best friend! Sorry Kurt I'm just not that into you!!
45 minutes ago
3
goldstarrachel @MercyJo Is this what you meant by subtle? #stilllaughing
30 minutes ago
SamDaMan @goldstarrachel im not laughing #imnotlaughing
28 minutes ago
MercyJo @SamDaMan @goldstarrachel yes it is, girl. & sam did you think hard about why you're maybe not laughing?
24 minutes ago
KHummel @SamDaMan I have a theory. #IMayBeWrong
20 minutes ago
KHummel @SamDaMan If you're not busy tomorrow, I can tell you what it is.
18 minutes ago
SamDaMan @KHummel ok dude how abt 5 we cn get food from r fav street vender
3 minutes ago
Friday.
News Feed
Top News • Most Recent 9
Mercedes Jones and Dylan O'Brien are now friends.
5 hours ago
Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang, Tyler Posey and 31 others like this.
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel and Sam Evans are now in a relationship.
3 hours ago
Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 15 others like this.
Sam Evans has changed his profile picture.
3 hours ago
Mercedes Jones
good work team! ms Rachel Berry and me of course (:
2 hours ago
Rachel Berry likes this.
Dylan O'Brien You were right about your friends.
18 seconds ago