Oct 09, 2004 21:27
unexplode: :')
rise like vomit: you are cute lets get married
rise like vomit: i bet we could throw in a little conor oberst and have scene babies
rise like vomit: they will grow up and rule myspace
unexplode: lmaorofl
rise like vomit: :-* how are you sweetheart
unexplode: kind of sad tonight actually ;(
rise like vomit: why! what is wrong
unexplode: my bf got in a car accident last night!1
unexplode: so i am kind of worried about him even though i know he's ok ;(
rise like vomit: aw ;( well maybe you can get it on and he will be inside you and you will be like ungh babi show me its aight
rise like vomit: sorry i am a pervert let me escort myself past go and collect 200$
unexplode: you are nasty pls b myne
unexplode: would you like to be my concubine :')
rise like vomit: what is that it makes me think of a sub sandwich mm i am hungry
rise like vomit: hehez i got da munchies!
rise like vomit: only not :-[
unexplode: it makes me think of mr. crinklebine from cat in the hat :')
unexplode: lmao pothead
rise like vomit: LMFAO WHENEVER YOU SAY CATS I THINK MR BIGGLESWORTH OMG
unexplode: that cat fuckin' owns my life
unexplode: holy crap you have a lot of mp3s.
unexplode: i have like 610 ;(
rise like vomit: lmfao i only have 3000+ that is not a lot :[
unexplode: it is to me!
rise like vomit: i want mr bigglesworth it was so skinny sometimes i was like hay chiwahwah come to papi
unexplode: he is much more attractive naked
unexplode: kind of like u a sweet 2 me lyk suga 2 my he3rt
unexplode: ah/are even!!!
rise like vomit: i just want his skinny balls
unexplode: they are like marbles in a mesh sack
rise like vomit: oh my god runs off to watch porno!!
unexplode: porn is for nerds
rise like vomit: horny ones
unexplode: yes!
unexplode: i have learned from porn that the only way to wake someone up is to give them oral.
unexplode: would you like to be my alarm clock
unexplode: ;*