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Here are the greatest jokes to come out of a 6 year - old's mouth at the Christmas party tonight:
Q: Why did Santa not come down the chimney?
A: Because it smelled like throw up!
Q: Why did the Babysitter's Club not work?
A: Because they had to knock it down!
Your momma's big finger is so fat that when she tried to take a picture she broke the camera!
You're so ugly, you tried to pick up a pinecone, and it turned to dust and lollipops!
Your momma's fingernails are so sharp, when she picked up her driver's license she scratched it in half!
Your momma's so mean, she threw her broom and it went through a window and it hit a person!
Happy Holidays everyone.
Q: Why did Santa not come down the chimney?
A: Because it smelled like throw up!
Q: Why did the Babysitter's Club not work?
A: Because they had to knock it down!
Your momma's big finger is so fat that when she tried to take a picture she broke the camera!
You're so ugly, you tried to pick up a pinecone, and it turned to dust and lollipops!
Your momma's fingernails are so sharp, when she picked up her driver's license she scratched it in half!
Your momma's so mean, she threw her broom and it went through a window and it hit a person!
Happy Holidays everyone.