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I'm awake too early, so am reading fanfiction! It's kind of cheesy. And I keep laughing at how the author writes "the heart"! xD
"All they knew now was that they could hear and feel the heart pounding."
"To be quite frank, because of the heart running madly, he didn't know exactly what he was saying."
THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A DISEMBODIED HEART FLOATING AROUND POUNDING MADLY. ...actually, that's more scary than funny. I'd be horrified. o__o
Edit: "The alcohol must have done something to the brain." HAHA WELL that's usually what alcohol does. xD Oh man, this fic is unintentionally hilarious.
Edit 2: "Kyuhyun lowered his head close to Sungmin's ears and nibbled at the earlobe, which made Sungmin to hastily inhale the air." HAHAHAHA! xDDDD HASTILY INHALE THE AIR. I AM DYING. OH GOD.
Edit 3: ...also, ouch. I don't think butts work that way, honey. And also, this is kind of creepy considering the daddy issues. AND ALSO, what the heck.