Несколько анекдотов про англичан.
♥-•·÷ Sometimes I Wish ÷·•-♥
Honestly posted by ♥Fictional Wishes♥
Ничего не подумайте, я англичан люблю, и люблю посмеяться и над нашими и над "ихними"
An Australian woman and an English lady are travelling on a bus together.
The Australian woman says "Who are you traveling with?"
The English lady says "One should never end a sentence with a preposition"
The Australian woman says "Who are you traveling with, bitch?"
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Jon Smith started the day early having set his
alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a clean shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with petrol (from SAUDI ARABIA )
He then spent the rest of the day at the job centre, wondering why he couldn't get a fucking job in England!
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French foreplay: Dinner, Wine, Sex..
Italian foreplay: Dinner, Wine, Dancing, Sex..
Latino foreplay: Dinner, Wine, Dancing, Caressing, Sex..
English foreplay: Oi...you awake?!
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if you want to live in our country at least learn to speak our languange!
u kno wot i mean innit blud
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When the French don't like something their government has done they blockade the roads and close down the ports.
When the English don't like something our government has done we grumble about it for a couple of minutes then go make a cup of tea.
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A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor that âs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
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whats the difference between essex girls and essex boys..
essex girls have a higher sperm count
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Theres a £5 note on the floor, theres a unicorn, an intelligent scouser and a cockney standing infront of it.
who gets the money?
The cockney, because the other two are mythical creatures.
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