What?
Ok so to sum up last weekend
1. Had to take the lancer to the dealership....clutch burnt out because i was nice enough to teach my brothers how to drive stick...$1000
2. went camping at pontiac lake with my dad and couple other family members
A) involved lots of booze(common for a glenn outing)
B) so happened there was a bachelorette party about 2 camp sites down that had giant inflatable penises
C) dad went to bachelorette party and stole giant penises and threw them into our bon fire
D) DNR ranger lady came to our site because of a complaint of larceny
E) dad tells ranger to fuck off and that we didnt steal any penises cause we had enough at our camp site
F) dad tells ranger that she needs to go back and report to nazi germany
G) I have to show ranger that we will calm down and calm my dad down and that we'll stay at our site
H) of course more booze appeared and me and my brothers went on sniper/recon missions at bachelorette party
3. was going to be an equestrian and go horse back riding with the family but dad said that we needed to leave the reich camp and go home
4. Saw star wars
5. Ended lacrosse season with an 2-8 record (yeah im real proud)
Well that was about it i go up north to boyne city on friday until sunday night and then leave for cancun with kayla on wednesday...haha you wish you could be me but u cant....cause im better than u all
EAT SHIT
1. Had to take the lancer to the dealership....clutch burnt out because i was nice enough to teach my brothers how to drive stick...$1000
2. went camping at pontiac lake with my dad and couple other family members
A) involved lots of booze(common for a glenn outing)
B) so happened there was a bachelorette party about 2 camp sites down that had giant inflatable penises
C) dad went to bachelorette party and stole giant penises and threw them into our bon fire
D) DNR ranger lady came to our site because of a complaint of larceny
E) dad tells ranger to fuck off and that we didnt steal any penises cause we had enough at our camp site
F) dad tells ranger that she needs to go back and report to nazi germany
G) I have to show ranger that we will calm down and calm my dad down and that we'll stay at our site
H) of course more booze appeared and me and my brothers went on sniper/recon missions at bachelorette party
3. was going to be an equestrian and go horse back riding with the family but dad said that we needed to leave the reich camp and go home
4. Saw star wars
5. Ended lacrosse season with an 2-8 record (yeah im real proud)
Well that was about it i go up north to boyne city on friday until sunday night and then leave for cancun with kayla on wednesday...haha you wish you could be me but u cant....cause im better than u all
EAT SHIT