ROWLING SAID DUMBLEDORE IS GAY! *thud*
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20071020/D8SCMP2G0.html So today I got started on my Homeland Security project...thinking of focusing on cyberterrorism on commerce (E-bay's ILOVEYOU billion-dollar virus) or bioterrorism (...guilty. 3rd season of 24 was my favorite xD). I sent some e-mails to my employers in DC--the guys I served under at the FBI, those guys OWE me for all the donut/pizza running I did for them and their late nights. xD
Busy week so far. I got to meet Rigoberta Menchu AND shake her hand. I think my world-peace/anti-government corruption fangirl bounced off the walls (I shook the hand of a Nobel Peace Prize winner!!). Then last night I went to the Valentino luncheon and sat like three seats down from Achak!!! It was so freaking...AWESOME to be that close to him and ask all those questions about running from Sudan-ttebayo!!
I think my grandma and mom are competing for who can send me the most. Grandma sent me two loaves of zucchini bread, another dozen apples, and some money. My mom sent me chocolate chip cookies, a new flash drive, and roasted red pepper hummus (omg, they don't sell it anywhere around here!).
YUUGIOU MEME!
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. kaiba
2. anzu
3. yami no yuugi
4. mokuba
5. yuugi
6. sugoroku
7. honda
8. mai
9. pegasus
10. sho (BECAUSE I CAN DAMMIT)
11. shaadi
12. yami no bakura
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
LOLZ. no. and nooooo (actually...yes)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bakura would emo, Yami no Bakura would try to send himself to the shadow realm, Mai would emo, and Jounouchi would have to be restrained from kicking Bakura's ass ("You don't want to hurt the REAL Bakura!") and having to get rescued from the shadow realm by Yuugi
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Pegasus = CHIBIZOO. :DDD
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
.......................
(Yuugi: Why is it never me? *emos* )
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
OMG 5/10 IS THE BEST ANGST CRACK EVER!!!
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
....*slowly closes door* "Not my problem, not my problem..."
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Yami no yuugi comes back and manages to lose Yuugi to some Big Bad in less than ten minutes because he was being retarded (again, dragons arc anyone?). He emoes because without Yuugi he is nothing (true dat!) and Yuugi doesn't need him and Sho looks an awful lot like the little Yuugi that DID need him....
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Er... *brain twitch* No.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Comfort (rated R): Where yami no bakura said he will hurt Honda with a man eater bug and then comforts him because at least he didn't incinerate him with a god card? D;
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
........................................... ("Niii-sannnn")
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nope.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Omg that would be so hilarous.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Y-YES. OH GOD--JUDAI I DID IT--I GOT MY GAME ON.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Sex by the Pippettes
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kaiba/Sugoroku/Yami no Bakura: THIS WOULD BE MADE OF WIN. Um, inhalers, beastality, blood/mutilation/use of shadow realm/bondage/the whole "past life" thing...
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm a dancer and I can twist any way you want, Pretty Eyes..." xD
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
By
hales, the other day. ^^;
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Boobs. Surrounded by more boobs.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
TOO MUCH LOLZ. SOBER, DEFINITELY SOBER (though I doubt Pegasus ever really is...)
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Honda. Thanks to 4kids Atem doesn't know what sex is. Unless it's Yuugi. But Yuugi and sex are the same thing to Atem, except for the fact that three thousand years makes you rusty and... I don't even see Atem as on top with even Yuugi anymore. xD
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Kaiba and pegasus are in a happy relationship when pegasus runs off with Mokuba (.........) Kaiba, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shaadi and a brief unhappy affair with Yami no Bakura, then follows the wise advice of Yuugi and finds true love with Yami no Yuugi.
What title would you give this fic?
EVERY FIC ON FFDOTNET by "I have no life haven't really watched yugioh or the manga teehee"
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
None thank god (or they wouldn't tell anyone xD)
Name one person who should write it.
...I would read it if it were by
lediz How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would hope Honda knows Jounouchi has a knife. D; They would only get together if Jounouchi died and angsted and all soap opera stuff.
And Because I have no life, the Naruto series gets a turn.
1. sakura
2. lee
3. sasori
4. sasuke
5. naruto
6. mikoto
7. kushina
8. sai
9. kakashi
10. juugo
11. shisui
12. minato
1. 6/11. mikoto/shisui - nope
2. HELL YES.
3. 12/8: Funniest thing ever!!
4. The Window. <3
5. lee/mikoto : jeez i'm making sasuke's mom to be a slut...
6. 5/9 or 5/10: naruto and juugo = aw
7. Kushina would laugh. Seriously, I think she would instead of getting pissed off. Because Minato in my head is sexually retarded.
8. ...I can't.. Sasori would use Juugo's friend as a puppet though
9. Yes, I write it--violent fluff. And it's awesome.
10. when minato realizes kushina is with mikoto and is all D;
11. ....*VOMIT* I don't even think Sasuke knows what sex is!!!
12. no. D; I WILL WRITE IT THOUGH
13. Yes. I read a Sasori/Sakura and it was hot.
14. nope
15. ...omg that's awesome and would probably have to include naruto and sasuke being tied up XDDD but no.
16. Kimimaru (xD)
17. My Stupid Mouth by John Mayer = Sai
18. Sakura/Mikoto/Minato = LOLZ Warnings: fem dom/male being sandwhiched/angst because sakura would be thinking of Naruto and scarred for life. D;
19. Lee hitting on Juugo. "YOISH, want to help me test my limit?"
20. ...every day. xD
21. mikoto: she likes her stomach licked *lolz as Sasuke claws out his eyes*
22. shisui shag kakashi: no, unless both were completely wasted
23. kushina. sasori + sex knowledge does not compute. unless its with sakura. because then it's hawt because they tried to kill each other. <--is weird
24. sakura and kakashi are in a happy relationship when kakashi runs off with sasuke. sakura has a one-night stand with shisui and an unhappy affair with minato, then follows the wise advice of naruto and falls in love with Sasori.Title: WTF. stereotypevamp, but she's craazy. :D ...And she's the only one who I'd read too.
25. none.
26. kushina/sai. er...no..