The King Taco Metaphor. By Lizza Lo (Edited by Pole)
Dating is... a King Taco.
You see everyone enjoying their meals and you crave King Taco. But there is always some obstacle inbetween you and the King Taco. So u settle on the Jack in the Box taco... because a taco's a taco right? So you're halfway through eating your Jack Taco when you realize that it might as well have been a cheeseburger becuase it just doesn't fulfill your taco expectations as a King Tac would... so you throw away the rest of your taco and it gets all butthurt and doesn't call you back then flips out on your best friend and goes all shady and your best friends taco is all psycho mc-crazy and busts out wasabi (what taco wants WASABI?) so you guys are all confused and just want to leave but there are refried beans all up in your face and you can't get past them then when you finally do you see a precious tostada but its too far away so you just hope another tostada will come your way. but if it doesn't it's okay because you really want the King Taco. although King Taco is not as amazing as a tostada you still only crave the King Tac, but you can never get to the King Tac cuz 90% of your friends always want cheeseburgers.
The end.
:)
You see everyone enjoying their meals and you crave King Taco. But there is always some obstacle inbetween you and the King Taco. So u settle on the Jack in the Box taco... because a taco's a taco right? So you're halfway through eating your Jack Taco when you realize that it might as well have been a cheeseburger becuase it just doesn't fulfill your taco expectations as a King Tac would... so you throw away the rest of your taco and it gets all butthurt and doesn't call you back then flips out on your best friend and goes all shady and your best friends taco is all psycho mc-crazy and busts out wasabi (what taco wants WASABI?) so you guys are all confused and just want to leave but there are refried beans all up in your face and you can't get past them then when you finally do you see a precious tostada but its too far away so you just hope another tostada will come your way. but if it doesn't it's okay because you really want the King Taco. although King Taco is not as amazing as a tostada you still only crave the King Tac, but you can never get to the King Tac cuz 90% of your friends always want cheeseburgers.
The end.
:)