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Currently, I'm babysitting. The little booger just screamed herself to sleep (she's teething I swear I didn't beat her) so now I'm left with my laptop and a good wireless connection.
So tomorrow I head for home to attend Chrissy Bohall's wedding. No, I'm not going to comment on that at all. What I AM going to comment on is the type of gifts that people think are *swell* ideas for a wedding present. I signed on MSN today and lo and behold the front page was all about wedding gifts. Check it out ---> http://shopping.msn.com/content/shp/?ctid=834,ptnrid=164,ptnrdata=301167>1=8390.
Okay, maybe it's just because I'm still perdy far away from planning any sort of marriage- but these gifts look awful. HOW HORRIBLY BORING CAN YOU GET? To start off with, Crystal is probably the tackiest medium ever made, yet still seems to be the most popular wedding present. WHY, PEOPLE, WHY!? It's glass cut in lots of tiny angles and it needs to be left on my grandmother's knick knack shelf. Further more, who can really even fake being excited to open something like a "wooden flatware oragnizer"?!
Aaron and Adam were joking the other day about how they almost got one of their friends the "Liberator" for his wedding (for those of you who don't know...it's basically a big pie slice piece of foam that is supposed to inhance sex). They laughed, but I say, for the love of god just do it! At least then they would have a cool present that is not only practical but is fun as well!
Give me some original artwork. Give me some sex advice. For all I care, give me a ball of lint. But please PLEASE never expect me to gush over glass candlestick holders or silerverware sets. That's what I have walmart for.
So tomorrow I head for home to attend Chrissy Bohall's wedding. No, I'm not going to comment on that at all. What I AM going to comment on is the type of gifts that people think are *swell* ideas for a wedding present. I signed on MSN today and lo and behold the front page was all about wedding gifts. Check it out ---> http://shopping.msn.com/content/shp/?ctid=834,ptnrid=164,ptnrdata=301167>1=8390.
Okay, maybe it's just because I'm still perdy far away from planning any sort of marriage- but these gifts look awful. HOW HORRIBLY BORING CAN YOU GET? To start off with, Crystal is probably the tackiest medium ever made, yet still seems to be the most popular wedding present. WHY, PEOPLE, WHY!? It's glass cut in lots of tiny angles and it needs to be left on my grandmother's knick knack shelf. Further more, who can really even fake being excited to open something like a "wooden flatware oragnizer"?!
Aaron and Adam were joking the other day about how they almost got one of their friends the "Liberator" for his wedding (for those of you who don't know...it's basically a big pie slice piece of foam that is supposed to inhance sex). They laughed, but I say, for the love of god just do it! At least then they would have a cool present that is not only practical but is fun as well!
Give me some original artwork. Give me some sex advice. For all I care, give me a ball of lint. But please PLEASE never expect me to gush over glass candlestick holders or silerverware sets. That's what I have walmart for.