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So I’m all about the fairy tales at the moment, apparently.
brynnmck ’s happy tag meant I got 2, count them, 2, fairy tales, one anna-centric (annaaaaa!) by
sdwolfpup , which is wonderful and tiny and really sort of perfect, because anna is incredible- you know what I love about her? She stays as she is, a secretary helper who puts up with a lot and knows a lot and isn't as appreciated as she could be. She doesn’t undergo an unrealistic transformation, she stays honest and true and awesome throughout. I love her so so much. *hearts*. here
And!And!
catwalksalone wrote me Raypunzel, which is hilarious- I love her fraser storytelling voice, and I challenge you not to laugh out loud at this. She’s so funny- I want to be like her when I grow up. *nods* and here
And now, well…it’s all lordess’s fault- a little AIM fairytale, featuring our favourite Canadians- princess Callum, Don the brave and endearing knight, Baron Paul and…Hugh the dragon *g*
lordessrenegade awwww, don to the rescute!
lordessrenegade *rescue
llassah well, it's a pretty cute rescue
lordessrenegade that's true! i wouldn't mind being rescued by don, i think!
llassah awwww, it would be endearing, even if it wasn't effective
lordessrenegade *nods* he's not quite a knight in shining armor, but he's pretty snuggleable, which is something!
llassah hee! So the dragon would be like 'awww, well generally I eat knights, but you're pretty cute, and you're snuggling the princess in a ridiculously adorable way....oh, go on, I'll close my eyes and count to 100'
lordessrenegade ahahahahah eeeeeeeee.
lordessrenegade (that dragon reminds me of hugh, actually)
llassah princess callum?
lordessrenegade eeeeee
lordessrenegade who would paul be?
llassah ahahaha, the baron who wanted t marry princess callum
lordessrenegade ahahhaaha yes.
lordessrenegade poor baron paul, his life is HARD.
llassah he only wants to play MUSIC and ACT but he has serfs and weird codpieces and a HORSE, and he has to marry someone or else his arms will be forever stuck up above his head, and callum's pretty hot
lordessrenegade heeeee. <3
llassah and hugh gets annoyed by him singing in the forest and kidnaps princess callum, and this knight comes up to him distraught because he was in love with the princess in secret. So paul shrugs as much as he can with his arms above his head and tells him to go for it, good luck
lordessrenegade ahahhaha and he kind of lingers around hugh's cave instead. because hugh is big and kind of funny, and he's all warm when you curl up next to him when he's sleeping, and...well, it could be worse. since paul has kind of been banished now for not finding a wife.
llassah and so with don riding off with callum into the sunset, hugh starts feeling a little lonely- he misses the fucker, and the way he did those really neat paintings of bubble men with dangly wangs. Paul's a shit hider- he keeps singing, and so hugh pretends he doesn't know, but enjoys his company. After a while he lets Paul keep snuggling even when he's awake, makes conversation and shit
lordessrenegade and you know. the part of this story that paul doesn't know--the part hugh knows but couldn't be paid to tell him--is that hugh is actually a prince from a neighboring kingdom, expelled from the land after a coup and turned into a dragon as punishment for his crimes against the new state.
llassah (heroin's a bitch. The courtiers were fucking unreasonable) but for every spell, there's a way to break it. The cure for this spell is a kiss from a man who doesn't fear his dragonish form, or know what he truly is. really, he's sort of resigned to being a dragon forever, but paul keeps looking at him and then rubbing his eyebrow, and licking his lower lip which shouldn't be *legal*, and he keeps bitching about not being married, and, well- it makes sense
lordessrenegade eeeeee boys. <3<3<3
lordessrenegade and paul, of course, is kind of horrified with himself, because this is a dragon, not a person, and he thinks he kind of might have a crush on him. like...he's writing songs about it. that's never a good sign.
llassah then one night, he catches hugh going through his horde of shiny stuff- it's tradition, for dragons, and it's kind of pretty- and hugh's holding a ring on one claw, and sort of throws it at paul and mutters something, going so red his scales start smoking a little bit. "I like you, ok? And your shoulders must fucking *ache*. And just like that, Paul's arms go from \o/ to normal, and he runs up the treasure heap, and plants a kiss right on Hugh's mouth.
lordessrenegade awwwwww!!! <3<3<3
lordessrenegade and then hugh's standing there, naked and human and blushing like a hugely blushing thing, and paul has his arms wrapped around him instead of \o/, and everything is kind of awesome.
llassah and they live happily ever after in the cave with their guitars, because governing's a bitch. The end
brynnmck ’s happy tag meant I got 2, count them, 2, fairy tales, one anna-centric (annaaaaa!) by
sdwolfpup , which is wonderful and tiny and really sort of perfect, because anna is incredible- you know what I love about her? She stays as she is, a secretary helper who puts up with a lot and knows a lot and isn't as appreciated as she could be. She doesn’t undergo an unrealistic transformation, she stays honest and true and awesome throughout. I love her so so much. *hearts*. here
And!And!
catwalksalone wrote me Raypunzel, which is hilarious- I love her fraser storytelling voice, and I challenge you not to laugh out loud at this. She’s so funny- I want to be like her when I grow up. *nods* and here
And now, well…it’s all lordess’s fault- a little AIM fairytale, featuring our favourite Canadians- princess Callum, Don the brave and endearing knight, Baron Paul and…Hugh the dragon *g*
lordessrenegade awwww, don to the rescute!
lordessrenegade *rescue
llassah well, it's a pretty cute rescue
lordessrenegade that's true! i wouldn't mind being rescued by don, i think!
llassah awwww, it would be endearing, even if it wasn't effective
lordessrenegade *nods* he's not quite a knight in shining armor, but he's pretty snuggleable, which is something!
llassah hee! So the dragon would be like 'awww, well generally I eat knights, but you're pretty cute, and you're snuggling the princess in a ridiculously adorable way....oh, go on, I'll close my eyes and count to 100'
lordessrenegade ahahahahah eeeeeeeee.
lordessrenegade (that dragon reminds me of hugh, actually)
llassah princess callum?
lordessrenegade eeeeee
lordessrenegade who would paul be?
llassah ahahaha, the baron who wanted t marry princess callum
lordessrenegade ahahhaaha yes.
lordessrenegade poor baron paul, his life is HARD.
llassah he only wants to play MUSIC and ACT but he has serfs and weird codpieces and a HORSE, and he has to marry someone or else his arms will be forever stuck up above his head, and callum's pretty hot
lordessrenegade heeeee. <3
llassah and hugh gets annoyed by him singing in the forest and kidnaps princess callum, and this knight comes up to him distraught because he was in love with the princess in secret. So paul shrugs as much as he can with his arms above his head and tells him to go for it, good luck
lordessrenegade ahahhaha and he kind of lingers around hugh's cave instead. because hugh is big and kind of funny, and he's all warm when you curl up next to him when he's sleeping, and...well, it could be worse. since paul has kind of been banished now for not finding a wife.
llassah and so with don riding off with callum into the sunset, hugh starts feeling a little lonely- he misses the fucker, and the way he did those really neat paintings of bubble men with dangly wangs. Paul's a shit hider- he keeps singing, and so hugh pretends he doesn't know, but enjoys his company. After a while he lets Paul keep snuggling even when he's awake, makes conversation and shit
lordessrenegade and you know. the part of this story that paul doesn't know--the part hugh knows but couldn't be paid to tell him--is that hugh is actually a prince from a neighboring kingdom, expelled from the land after a coup and turned into a dragon as punishment for his crimes against the new state.
llassah (heroin's a bitch. The courtiers were fucking unreasonable) but for every spell, there's a way to break it. The cure for this spell is a kiss from a man who doesn't fear his dragonish form, or know what he truly is. really, he's sort of resigned to being a dragon forever, but paul keeps looking at him and then rubbing his eyebrow, and licking his lower lip which shouldn't be *legal*, and he keeps bitching about not being married, and, well- it makes sense
lordessrenegade eeeeee boys. <3<3<3
lordessrenegade and paul, of course, is kind of horrified with himself, because this is a dragon, not a person, and he thinks he kind of might have a crush on him. like...he's writing songs about it. that's never a good sign.
llassah then one night, he catches hugh going through his horde of shiny stuff- it's tradition, for dragons, and it's kind of pretty- and hugh's holding a ring on one claw, and sort of throws it at paul and mutters something, going so red his scales start smoking a little bit. "I like you, ok? And your shoulders must fucking *ache*. And just like that, Paul's arms go from \o/ to normal, and he runs up the treasure heap, and plants a kiss right on Hugh's mouth.
lordessrenegade awwwwww!!! <3<3<3
lordessrenegade and then hugh's standing there, naked and human and blushing like a hugely blushing thing, and paul has his arms wrapped around him instead of \o/, and everything is kind of awesome.
llassah and they live happily ever after in the cave with their guitars, because governing's a bitch. The end