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Aug 28, 2012 20:19

Pick a number from the list and I'll answer it in the comments. (please. I need distracting from weddings ( Read more... )

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llassah August 28 2012, 23:00:38 UTC
16: Avengers University AU

Steve teaches art. He never thought he would, he thought he'd be a soldier until he died, but he kept on...not dying, when he really should have, and his superiors were getting a little suspicious, and he really didn't want anything about his service record to be investigated in case someone thinks to cross reference 1942.

Natasha Romanoff teaches Russian literature and classics, because the classics professors keep having breakdowns. Her class have the best record with turning in work on time, because there are rumours about a kid in '98 who was found inside a tuba case.

Tony stark teaches applied engineering, which mainly involves pestering Bruce for no good reason, shuffling about wearing pyjama trousers, shirtless, and doing groundbreaking research at three in the morning on a coffee high. He could do anything science based backwards, there's no reason to be there because he's filthy rich, and everyone keeps thinking he'll snap out of it soon. Rumour has it he's turned down the nobel prize three times.

Bruce banner doesn't like crowds or loud music. He likes students who hand their work in on time. He likes Tony Stark, for some reason.

Jane Foster spends most of her time researching. Both men kind of want to study her brains. She has refused Tony's help with funding trips/equipment fifteen times. It's become a game now.

Clint Barton teaches early modern military history. On his door there is a list of penalties for late submission of essays, outlined in little dots. Every new class he gets, he shoots an arrow into every one of those dots, talking all the while. He never misses. Neither do his class.

Thor teaches old norse. He...reinterprets some of the mythology (there is no word for bilgesnipe in old norse) and is terrible at filling in feedback forms or room bookings, but he's got a charming smile, so he gets away with it (even when he uses runes). His classes involve more mead than is healthy. He's properly hot on kennings, and the skaldic poetry, which is a nightmare to learn, but he perseveres, because the stories might sound insane to modern students, but to him they make complete sense.

Loki teaches...no one knows why Loki's there or what he does. It involves a dark office, glowing stars, and the collected works of auden.

Coulson says he teaches accounting to anyone who asks. He doesn't. Everyone who signs up to his class signs a non disclosure agreement.

Maria Hill teaches American foregn policies from 1934-2145. The 2145 is possibly a joke...no one's quite worked out if she can predict the future yet.

Nick Fury teaches whatever the fuck he likes, motherfuckers

(also, I'm thinking of working my headcanon up into a fic!)

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mergatrude August 29 2012, 00:10:43 UTC
I would read the heck out of your headcanon. *batts lashes*

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