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[llassah]

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys guysguysguys whyyyyyy isn't there LOADS of Billy/Joe spanking fic? Where Billy gets so angry he can't see straight and Joe maybe forces him across his lap and spanks him as he writhes and snarls on joe's lap, swearing all the time until he runs out of breath and Joe's hand fucking hurts but it's worth it for the little hitches of

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[zabira]

IAWTP. 127%

*waits*

[llassah]

Hehe, storyime...I've been working all day so could use the break. So, the gig's gone badly. Fucking terribly in fact- the soundguy was off his fucking head on meth and god knows what else, pipe had eaten food out of the dumpster again and two of Billy's strings broke halfway through the third song

[zabira]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

OMFG. PERFECT. PERFECTPERFECTPERFECT.

it instantly calls to mind how PRETTY they both are in the last scene of the film, FTMFW.

laskdfjlaksdjflajsdlfjalsdkflasdfsadlfk

*loves* also? *combusts*

[llassah]

<3<3<3

Those last scenes are amazing for the colouring- it's kind of red white and blue stuff, and Billy's little smile never fails to get me.

And yaaay *dances*. (It's the John Wayne film I just watched. He spanks his wife, and it's hot at the same time as being kind of problematic but my brain's stuck on JOHN WAYNE SPANKING WAAAANT.)

[zabira]

YES.

(and RIGHT. there are some kinks SO BULLETPROOF that they completely bypass the problematic. spanking and sex-talk are mine. WHICH. that's sometimes VERY problematic.)

[llassah]

(It's the scary thing about desire, in many ways. The hindbrain thing, where it's such an automatic lust. And with some guys, when they get a bit forceful, just messing about and it becomes something close to foreplay. Troublesome)

[zabira]

(OH YES. the idea that we are entirely in control of it is ABSURD. plus, maybe BORING. HEE. it is indeed troublesome. you want to be enlightened, but your body isn't always. OR MAYBE EVER. humans are very strange.)

[llassah]

(It's like HI, I WOULD OBJECT TO YOUR ROUGH HANDLING OF ME BUT I CAN'T QUITE THINK STRAIGHT. I'm a feminist, by the way, mister big stern man. Unhand me!)

[zabira]

(HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. RIGHT. fighting with your own head is SO FUN. also? lasdfjlkasjdfljalsdf.)

[spuffyduds]

GAAAAAAH!

*falls over dead of lust*

[llassah]

\o/\o/

[sansets]

You know, leaving this open in a tab before commenting was a good move on my part - I got rewarded with hotness without having to beg! \0/

(Honey, this is just my new FAVORITE thought for those two. They are pretty anyway, but added kink FTW!)

[_unhurt_]

not here life crazy only stopping by to say: HOLY GOD ARE YOU *TRYING* TO KILLL MEEEEEE? *EXPIRES*

*reanimates to nrgggh some more*

<3