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This statement pretty much sums up my summer.
"So I go into this girl's [ie, my] bathroom, and there's two watermelons on the floor next to the toilet. I wasn't surprised. I was just like, yeah, that's Alana."
Tried to wax my netherregions today. Here's a better idea: don't. At least don't do it yourself. Go get wasted, then pay someone to do it. or shave.
I want to chronicle my summer romances victorian-style. Well, I guess not so much victorian as in the style of Jane Austen. I've never read any Jane Austen, nor have I seen the movies, but I think I pretty much get the general picture. I think imma start on that. After I fix my hoo-ha...
"So I go into this girl's [ie, my] bathroom, and there's two watermelons on the floor next to the toilet. I wasn't surprised. I was just like, yeah, that's Alana."
Tried to wax my netherregions today. Here's a better idea: don't. At least don't do it yourself. Go get wasted, then pay someone to do it. or shave.
I want to chronicle my summer romances victorian-style. Well, I guess not so much victorian as in the style of Jane Austen. I've never read any Jane Austen, nor have I seen the movies, but I think I pretty much get the general picture. I think imma start on that. After I fix my hoo-ha...