My favourite quote seen today while doing some Internet browsing during a period of desperation with life:
From
anw albeit on an entirely different forum than LJ:
"Did they feed you the famous Ben Crouch 'seven spice' undercooked fries? I think the seven spices are salt, pepper, potato, grease, dust, ennui and despair. "
I think these kind of fries are ubiquitous in city centre pubs.