Gerk wakes Erin up at 10 AM.
"It's snowing!" he tells her.
"Whaaaat?"
"I don't believe you OR Jack Daniels."
Erin looks outside.
"Oh my...it IS snowing!"
"How absolutely enthralling!"
"Let's go DANCE in the SNOW!"
"There it is!"
"But it's cold...I think I'll stand here under the carport while you dance around like a moron in the snow."
"I THINK YOU WILL COME AND PLAY IN THE SNOW!"
"Ok...ok."
"Here I am in the snow...plotting to hit Erin in the FACE with a GIANT snowball. An evil plan which I successfully execute. IN THE FACE!"
"I'll get you back for that snowball in the FACE while making this really ugly FACE!"
"Argh! I missed!"
"But now we have snow on the carpet!"
"If only CUDDLEFACE were here."
"I have an IDEA!"
"I will make this SNOWBEAST to show my affections for him!"
"My snowbeast is AWESOME!"
"I LOVE IT!"
"I'm going to keep it in the FREEZER so I can gaze upon it whenever I want!"
"That's so nice."
"What a super time!"