Hot Damn and Hallelujah

[llamallamallama]

I got the call this morning: I've been accepted to Syracuse. I was perplexed at first because it was an unknown number, and the guy I spoke with had one of the thickest Southern accents I've ever heard in my life. Then he told me he was from Syracuse University and I almost choked on my own spit.

Now the question is, who wants to go split a pitcher at Duffy's?